Mr Corbett

Where exactly can I buy fireworks?
And that's my mothers shoulder.

[Mr Corbett @Boston_Corbett]

Isn’t it weird that the A-hole and the B-hole are the same hole?

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@Faungirl123 Like the olden days?

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@elemmiressoul I think it’s strange you never knew?

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@Faungirl123 Sup dude?

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@cwebbonline Am I my age now or the age I was in ‘95?

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@BadCovid19 I like to spread the bullshit

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I admit my shit stinks. If I ever give the illusion that it doesn’t stink, please note that I’m just acting.

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@BadCovid19 Sup shirts?

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@Markfry809 Isn’t it sad when people that you don’t know at all make their own choices without consulting you?

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@TwinsAlmanac 2 goods and a bad. Doug Mientkiewicz, Juan Berenguer and of course Tommy Herr.

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@coffee_movies41 I want to boobs but sometimes she’s facing away so those times it’s butt. Unless my mom is listening then it’s her heart . Tell my mom I said heart.

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@Faungirl123 On a chair or crisscross applesauce?

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@BadCovid19 Been around. And I checked, I was correct the first time.

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I know I’m old because I just laughed when I saw my neighbors WiFi name was “404 Network Not Found”. Also, stop using chopsticks if you normally use a fork. It’s pretentious.

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@BadCovid19 I hate that so much about you. Hi Shirtsie.

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@Faungirl123 Looks like when dandruff falls on a black shirt.

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@BadCovid19 Agree. Be better

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@BadCovid19 You know I have a pointy ear fetish, why would you even ask.

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@BadCovid19 It wasn’t a snowman it was an Albino broad with a top hat.

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@BadCovid19 You calling me a Goofy fucker?

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@BadCovid19 You didn’t, why should I