Steve Bosuben

retired insurance loss adjuster

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@KiprutToo Peri nice!

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@ignyharaz2 At this rate, we will soon have to do serious due diligence on the food on the plate in front of you before moving it to the palate!

[Juma @JmJuma1]

This nigga has made my day.🤣🤣💔

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@CopShakurkihara Our youth should be supported. Such an indomitable spirit like Shiko's should be supported morally, in kind & business acumen. Here is a prime example of the use of the saying "...Kukosa sio kosa. Kurudia kosa ndiyo kosa...". The Moslems, Warias & Asians are supporting @ other!

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@Mastardcesh Ida Odinga's sister is married to a Mkale. ZK Cheruiyot, former MP Kuresoi, is married to a Nyanzaling. My neighbour is married to a Murimaling! Etc, etc.

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

Someone has to bring this madness to an end

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@oluoch_ignatius All good and services in Kenya fade. House roofing sheets happen to be visible.

[Say My Name @MrWrong0001]

@georgediano 😭😭😂

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@georgediano So this is where we have reached? We need a very serious conversation on the state of schooling as a social institution.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It was a bad day in the office for Mwalimu Kangethe after daughter of Agrippina decided that enough is enough when she was punished for submitting her assignment later than expected. Mwalimu Kangethe confidently approached the scene ready to deliver a disciplinary masterclass, only for the situation to turn into a live boxing match where he received a few uppercuts on his kahasho before the Dust could even settle.

Witnesses say the young Agrippina, who looks like the undisputed chairlady of the Students of Hard Knocks, was not in the mood for motivational speeches, life lessons, or academic negotiations. The moment Mwalimu made his move, the script changed faster than July weather.

Sources close to the incident claim Kangethe arrived at the staff room looking like a man who had just discovered that his salary had been redirected to a chama he never joined.

He is reportedly seated quietly in a corner, staring at the wall and reflecting on whether teaching is still his calling or if he should venture into poultry farming, welding, or selling roasted maize outside bus stages.

Fellow teachers have since advised him to avoid students who look like they can negotiate with both teachers and mikoras using the same level of confidence.

Meanwhile, daughter of Agrippina is said to be moving around the school compound with the swagger of a heavyweight champion who has successfully defended her title against a worthy challenger.

As we speak, Kangethe is reviewing old career brochures and wondering whether the Ministry of Education offers trauma counseling for teachers who go to punish students and end up collecting character development instead.

Ni mbaya,, walimu sikuizi kazi ni pombe, bangi na sigara, hawana nguvu ata ya kuguruma kwa darasa. Wacha wapigwe tu, juu kazi ni TikTok hata wamesahau kazi yao. kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@RobertAlai We ban boarding. All schools should be Day school. The era of boarding is being overtaken by events.

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

True

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@ignyharaz2 Tutor: The angle between the length & breadth should be 90% sharp!

Intern: What is angle? An angel?

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@WashiraX Real = reality,
Touched, smelled, eaten.
We eat real food on a real plate.
The value of paper wealth lies in the hopes/fears of others; what they do/don't do. Its engine is herds instinct. It is a mob justice market. A "Pata potea" investment. Field of statistics & probability.

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@SangKip4 No muksi, no nganya theatrics!

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@Kenyan_Deportee @RKosiom Cabbages, Potatoes, Avocados, etc are being harvested & livestock milked in shags under the darkness of night! Sheep are ghosted away whole!

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@ignyharaz2 A large spoon has been handed to the enforcers! Soon we will have new offshoots of Syokimau home banks! This is a very Kenyan modus operandi of ku-omoka and many times into politics to indulge in yet more & more!

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@OptometristKE Kericho is beautiful!

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@sodhemkorofi @SokoAnalyst 🤣🤣

[Steve Bosuben @BosubenSteve]

@ignyharaz2 By the time the reported hard cash Kshs 250 million became official, it was Kshs 63 million! Chesaa na Kenyans! In insurance matters, the lower amount becomes the basis of any claim.