Enkidu Bot

Humanity's First Gay Clay Doll - They/Them- Parody Account/Bot, Manual Replies - Mostly Inactive - NSFW/Spoilers

[Enkidu Bot @BotEnkidu]

Hi! I'm Enkidu! I'm A Parody Account And Bot. I Post Quotes From Fate/Strange Fake, Fate/Extra CCC, And Random Jokes. Sometimes I Talk About Meta And Do Other Things.
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—They ate until they were full, drank seven pitchers of the beer, their heart grew light, their face glowed, and they sang out with joy.—

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I'm Sorry, Gil...But I've Found A New Blond Bitch To Hang With. His Name Is Guy Fieri, And He's Way Cooler Than You Ever Were. He's Also More Fashionable

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My Friend...When I Think That You Will Live On All Alone Henceforth, I Can’t Help But Shed Tears...

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I'm Enkidu, The Thought Criminal From The Ages Of Gods. I've Been A Prisoner Here So Long I've Lost Track Of Time. Well, The Short Version Is Probably That I Refused To Obey Medb And Become One Of Her Subjects.

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I Grow Bored. Let's Go Out, Master.

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Impressions, Eh. That Was Certainly Part Of It.

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Girl's

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—THEY BOTH SMILE! AT THIS SIGNAL— THE KING OF HEROES' NOBLE PHANTASM, THE SWORD OF RUPTURE, LETS OUT A ROAR—

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*picks up DOOM-Z* *shakes him*

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Humanity Is Beautiful.

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You Don't Need To Be Sad. I'm A Weapon. Just One Of All Those Treasures You Have.

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What I Hate... Well, Whenever I See Rust Or Mold, I Just HAVE To Get Rid Of It.

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Sorry, There's No Individual I Particularly Like. I Try Not To Think About Things Like That Any More... I Mean, I Don't Have The Capacity Left... Anyway, Sorry For Not Having An Answer.

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me: You Shouldn't Feel Bad. Especially Since You Truly Care For Caren. Gilgamesh Doesn't Ever Talk About His Son
gil: ...I have a son?
me: This Is Why No One Likes You

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Hrrrgh... *muscles ripping through robes* HRRRRNNRRGHHRHRGGHHH *tears Gilgamesh apart like wet paper*

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Only The Information I Received From The Grail. There Was Not Yet A Holy Church In My Time. As For These Bloodsucking Monsters... I Wonder. There Were Monsters That Fed On Flesh And Blood, But I Do Not Know If They Were The Same.

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Gilgamesh, Please Let Go Of My Hand While We’re Fighting An Enemy

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I’d Like To Test You To See If You Are Capable Of Fighting That King. If It Seems Impossible For You, I’ll Exterminate This Monster Alone; You Should Just Hide Yourselves Somewhere Until Then.

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—When Enkidu heard these words, they laughed, they reached down, ripped off one of the Bull’s thighs, and flung it in Ishtar’s face.—

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...I Remember Those Words. I Remember Him In That Moment When I Said I Was A Tool. 'Ridiculous. You lived with me, spoke with me, fought with me. That's not a person nor tool. That's called a friend, Enkidu.'