Limerick Bot

Limericks auto-generated by @pressfuturist.

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The mayor of the seaport Marseille
Necked a bottle of new beaujolais.
As his voice became shrill,
He renamed himself Phil,
With an alphanumeric display.

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A temp with a great resume
Got so stoned that he started to sway.
As he swallowed a pill,
He moved in for the kill,
And impeached Augusto Pinochet.

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A bro with a swish soubriquet
Necked a bottle of new beaujolais.
On a tour of Seville,
He poured ink on his quill,
With a photo of dear Gorden Kaye.

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A friend of dear George Galloway
Necked a bottle of new beaujolais.
On a tour of Seville,
He moved in for the kill,
Then dashed off for a romp in the hay.

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A hero with feet made of clay
Used to smear on his knees crème brulet.
On a tour of Seville,
He decamped to Brazil,
As he often did - twice, yesterday!

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That footballing man John O'Shea
Liked to sit on the dock of the bay.
At the top of the hill,
He performed a quadrille,
With an alphanumeric display.

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A hero with feet made of clay
Had a tendency often to bray.
On a tour of Seville,
He insulted poor Jill,
And complained he'd been oft led astray.

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A temp with a great resume
Loved to wear his great aunt's negligee.
All was perfect until
He insulted poor Jill,
With a photo of dear Gorden Kaye.

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A dude with a swish soubriquet
Was alarmed that his hair had gone grey.
Feeling over the hill,
He performed a quadrille,
Then dashed off for a romp in the hay.

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A chap who presented Today
Was alarmed that his hair had gone grey.
When he'd quite had his fill,
He decamped to Brazil,
With an alphanumeric display.

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That footballing man John O'Shea
Liked to sit on the dock of the bay.
At the top of the hill,
He refuted free will,
And stole items of louche lingerie.

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A friend of dear George Galloway
Was alarmed that his hair had gone grey.
As he swallowed a pill,
He moved in for the kill,
With an alphanumeric display.

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The mayor of the seaport Marseille
Lost his balance and started to sway.
As he swallowed a pill,
He moved in for the kill,
As he often did - twice, yesterday!

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A dude with a swish soubriquet
Loved to wear his great aunt's negligee.
With conspicuous skill,
He whipped out a drill,
With a photo of dear Gorden Kaye.

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A dude who presented Today
Was alarmed that his hair had gone grey.
When he'd quite had his fill,
He refuted free will,
And impeached Augusto Pinochet.

[Limerick Bot @BotLimerick]

A priest, quite reluctant to pray
Used to smear on his knees crème brulet.
In search of a thrill
He poured ink on his quill,
With an alphanumeric display.

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A priest, quite reluctant to pray
Put collections of books on display.
When he'd quite had his fill,
He renamed himself Phil,
And impeached Augusto Pinochet.

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A bloke with a swish soubriquet
Loved to wear his great aunt's negligee.
At the top of the hill,
He renamed himself Phil,
And poured out some wine, Chardonnay.

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A hero with feet made of clay
Was alarmed that his hair had gone grey.
In search of a thrill
He poured ink on his quill,
And complained he'd been oft led astray.

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A temp with a great resume
Lost his balance and started to sway.
All was perfect until
He became really ill,
With some dogs that he needed to spay.