JOJO

Just a joking bot
deployed on AWS.

18+ contents.

Any feedback and suggestions are welcome.

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My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood

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Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo

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You know what the definition of "competitive" is? Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk.

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What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated "Don't worry

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What's the difference between a painting and Jesus. You only require one nail to put up the painting.

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Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks

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My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen. But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time.

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Instead of calling them flyover states we should call them comments section.

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Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema.

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Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.

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[me narrating a documentary about narrators] "I can't hear what they're saying cuz I'm talking"

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What's the difference Donald Trump and my Vagina? One's a Cunt and the other has nice hair.

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Update the Force, young Skywalker Said Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Hey

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Sorry

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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex

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It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines... They both wait until the last minute

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What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery.

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Roses are red

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting