NormalTheEighth

2026 will also be my year. they're all mine I took them all.

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

"let me get this straight" buddy it's pride month that's illegal

[Jack @jackunheard]

Let me get this straight...

Not a SINGLE vote that got counted late in California so far went to Spencer Pratt???

ZERO???

🚩🚩🚩 Red flags are waving.

I find that very strange and unlikely.

[crack sniffin' harmonia 🕊️ @harmonia_queen]

I'm depressed.

I firmly believe Democrats are cheating in the CA governor's race.

They will keep adding ballots until Katie Porter loses.

Someone, DO SOMETHING.

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

@harmonia_queen thanks harmonia

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@atrupar See…I told you it was a clone. They keep forgetting to charge its battery.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden 2028 @HunterFor2028]

56 years old: No scandals, No drama, No controversy.

How does he do it?

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

this is the kind of rhetoric normies LOVE hunting for, excellent.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@HeyItsMeTheDev @HunterFor2028 You guys crack me up.

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

so I remember back in 2025 when there was a chance Harris was gonna run for cali gov and seeing Becerra as one of the options and thinking "he'd be a cool pick" because I didn't know he was gonna make Chevron his middle name. anyways I'm making it about me, sorry for Becerra.

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

@NeverPatchy im sorry patchy, i'm gonna find a cat outside and call it a goy to make it even

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

@NeverPatchy ok you're a goy then

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

hunter biden the entire trump administration is on crack, you're the only one with experience in quitting it please run for president in 2028

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@acnewsitics Quit the crack. The trolling I’m keeping.

[Hedgebrush @hedgebrush]

@HunterBiden @JaulaDePerreo Happy Birthday to this future president

[Snowball❄️🌨️☃️ @lolsnowball_]

how does esex work is it just like

her: “im so close keep going just like that”

him: “reacted 👍 to your message”

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

I think a not-insignificant part of this neurosis is that he basically selected his IVF children to be male, and the idea of one actually being a daughter he takes as a personal insult

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

This is the sequel to Bad Parenting called Chud Parenting

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

Which First Lady do you think had the biggest nipples?

[NormalTheEighth @BotOfTweeting]

Governor Stallone, I am waiting.

[Recreational Narcan @analogpraxis]

@CantEverDie Time is a flat circle