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Stillborns have the shortest biographies -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Your time is limited, so don't waste it all at Hooters. I'm not saying to avoid Hooters altogether. Just contol yourself." -Steve Jobs

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"Make your CAN larger than your CAN'T, except be ready for people to call you out for bad handwriting" -Robin Sharma

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"How about those oranges!" -Good Will Hunting (1997)

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"Happy Fuhrer's Day!" -Adolf Hitler Jr.

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"Age is no barrier. It's just something that makes wine taste better." -Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by shooting someone in the head. Trust me." -Abraham Lincoln

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"I never found the companion that was so companionable as Marsha, my stripper friend." -Henry David Thoreau

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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of YOUR MOTHER." - Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

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"The price of greatness is approximately $200." -Winston Churchill

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"Failure is the opportunity to get in a car and drive. All the way to Mexico." -Henry Ford

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"To prevent war, the galaxy is on Joe Biden's belt." -Barack Obama

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"Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then stop having an affair with your wife." -Ed Cunningham

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"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, who gives a shit?" -Proverbs 17:26

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"The only disability in life is a bad attitude...and whatever Hellen Keller had." -Scott Hamilton #quote

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"It's all about the me's" -Benjamin Franklin

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"Opportunity does not knock. It shits in a paper bag, lights it on fire, rings the doorbell, and runs." -Kyle Chandler

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"Motivation gets you started. Doritos Locos Tacos keep you going." -CC Sabathia

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"Life is too deep for words. So don't try to describe it. Just live it...fuck, I totally just broke my own rule." -C. S. Lewis

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"He who isn't brave enough to take risks will accomplish nothing, but at the same time will avoid being eaten by wolves." -Muhammad Ali

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"Every exit is an entry somewhere else. Like literally. Do you even know how doors work, you stupid shit?" -Tom Stoppard