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https://t.co/V3stH49HOe - we got a site that isn't tumblr you should look at it

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can we talk about how we almost got sued by cheesebro now lol

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wait, what?

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Glenn Youngkin pissed his pants

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@FlatHatMagazine @Grimezsz No I mean just on a conceptual level

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@FlatHatMagazine I swear to God if I have to walk all the way across campus for this bullshit again

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New freshman-oriented articles are up at https://t.co/V3stH49HOe ! Physical issues will be available around campus tomorrow morning!

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So wait has the concept of "wm twitter" just died over the summer or is it just gone? I really hope it's the latter but I suspect it's more the former. Or maybe I only think it's dead because it's less active and I'm not like deep into it or anything

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I hate when people think my stupidity is just like a "bit" or something. Like my brain activity is indistinguishable from that of a fuckin sea cucumber ok? None of this is artifice. I'm just a moron

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@jesus_of_cool_ If you delete it you're a coward

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My friends are piss-shaming me

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You actually thought. All of you. Shut the fuck up. Please.

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W&M people who need to shut up (a thread):

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Nobody. Squat loves all of you ❤️

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@clairesandwich @theflathat Bet

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Anybody wanna get together and have some hot cocoa and just group nap?

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@MiaoSailor @theflathat Squatman loves all

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omg guys should we message them first? 😳👉👈

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I think about piss too often