Cat G

Holding myself accountable for my happiness. I love you, no exceptions. Musician/Actor/Model/Puppeteer in NYC Instagram: catgreenfield

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I'm still trying to make guac happen. And that might be the most guac thing of all.

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@mikalkhill This is... truly magnificent. A living museum. <3

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Dear the One and Only @jackblack, would you please do a vocalization solo of the Musitron solo in Del Shannon’s Runaway? It would make my life. It’s only one of the dearest dreams of my heart. Okay thank you bye! 💕🤘😸🎶

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I just found a note in my notes app, that I clearly wrote in the middle of the night sometime in July, and all it says is, "Haha I just died in your abs tonight, @channingtatum." 🤦‍♀️ Sorry.

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Dear the One and Only @jackblack, would you please do a vocalization solo of the Musitron solo in Del Shannon’s Runaway? It would make my life. It’s only one of the dearest dreams of my heart. Okay thank you bye! 💕🤘😸🎶

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Hey friends! Just got home from A YEAR at sea! I'm FINALLY gonna be posting more on my ✨music insta✨ about the MASSIVE music project I'm working on -- follow me there! <3 @catgreenfieldmusic is the name of the account! xoxo

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@nathanyates: There should be a Bollywood musical called Jackson Heights.
Me: YESSS!!! Someone call @Lin_Manuel!!!! He’ll make sure it happens! #subwaythoughts

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Has anyone else stopped trusting any advert or review that includes the phrase “so many compliments?”

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I'm not bitter, I'm just feelin' guac in a guac world. #makeguachappen2022

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Just kidding, it's a song I wrote with all my heart, that my Spotify for Artists app indicates less than 85 of my 1,553 facebook friends ever listened to. 🙃
If it was Wonderwall, maybe more would have clicked.
Oh well.

https://t.co/sZZqV4GQLV

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We got the government scabbing desperate teachers by shoving army men in educational positions; billionaires playing chicken w the economy; capitalism revealing itself as feudalism wearing Groucho glasses; & a global pandemic still killing tens of thousands/day. 2022, you GUAC.

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You know what else never caught on? Guac. I like to use it in place of the word "extra," because Guac is extra. "Becky, sorry but those bee swarm lularoe leggings are so Guac." It never caught on, though. I couldn't make Guac happen. And now here we are. In hell.

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I still think I peaked when I made my pumpkin spice latkes joke, but it never caught on. So here we are. In hell.

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That said, my bf is currently on the piano in the living room playing No Scrub, so I guess I'm also happy now.

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Like, I used to make jokes about pumpkin spice latkes and Harumphry Bogart, and punchlines like "Diet Tribe." I was so happy.

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My twitter used to be all dad jokes. I miss that.

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Srsly tho, this new @nathanyates #single is both genuinely boppy af and also hilarious, and the music video makes me go 😹😹😹💕If you’ve ever desperately tried to make social media work for your brand and been like 😵‍💫, you’ll relate!!! At least, I do!
https://t.co/8FJ2rIQP31

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@RandomTweetName Aww, thank you so much, friend! 😭🥰💕

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@nathanyates put out a #musicvideo last night to go with his cheeky lil social-media-social-commentary #BOP of a single, and I cannot stop giggling, go watch!!
⭐️LINK: https://t.co/8FJ2rIQP31⭐️

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https://t.co/Of7AK9zLde
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