Bottle FC

Official account for the Bottle FC team! (Est. 2022) Rival - Chesterfield FC. Aims: Div 9 promotion Achievements: Same trophies as Tottenham

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@SCTMeadSundays mate we do not care

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@SCTMeadSundays @KSI mate we beat both chesterfield AND custerd creams respectively, where’s your long range cup trophy?? nowhere 😶

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@SCTMeadSundays @KSI upset you couldn’t get any????

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@Transfer__HQ save you a click: we bought him

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@EmiratesFACup we would smash argyle anyday

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@scatman_cheadle @betterthanlollo @flackoslol L plus we beat them in a friendly 4-0

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@betterthanlollo @jen4PF peven we need you in the crossing drill can you get back cheers

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@ManUtd We are free next Thursday for a friendly if you are interested x

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What a bloody keeper! Cal putting his foot in and getting 2 incredible challenges into the play within 10 seconds. Truly heroic!

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GOAL!!! A sensational strike from Todd LeFondling to seal the win against our opponents. Truly a moment in the Bottle FC hall of fame.

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@Lol04682112 Peven you’re late for training again

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Just the usual from our star midfielder On The List @JoshTomper putting in a shift in the defensive set pieces.

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A trip down memory lane! We watch and remember an unfortunate sending off in one of our defeats back in July. On The List @JoshTomper with an ambitious shot on goal ends up with a red card for dangerous acrobatics.

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@Lol01681828 from all of us here at Bottle FC, die /srs

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Nick Pope

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NEWS • A Bottle FC midfielder has been taken into custody after allegations of inappropriate interactions with fans. We are working with local authorities to ensure he can start in our next league game.

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An anti-climactic end to the quarter final game against Something FC, with a hard defeat for Bottle FC. Well done to everyone today, until next time!

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Abhorrent half from us this game, with a total of 4 goals being conceded to up the scoreline to 12-6. The Fiddler is robbed of his place on the playing field and On The List continues to impress fans. How will this game end?

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Disaster! Bottle FC concede 2 just before the half time whistle is blown. Will a comeback be on the way for Something FC?

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Who do you think deserves a man of the match card this week?