Bottom Problems

Whether you're vers or the biggest power bottom on the block, we've all been there.

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I can ride your dick with no handle bars. #bottomproblems

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I need this. #bottomproblems

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This weather drys my skin out... especially my taint. #bottomproblems

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Staying with family over the holiday is nice, but when I'm drunk I want a big dick to play with, not a 2 year old #Christmas #bottomproblems

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Amy Grant's "Grown Up Christmas List" is nice and all, but I really just need some dick. #bottomproblems

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Staying up late for Santa because I'm drunk, horny, and want to make sure he brought me a hung twink for Christmas. #bottomproblems

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No one wears turtlenecks anymore, so why is your dick? #bottomproblems #uncircD

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#bottomproblems "@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think by now we all know Sleeping Beauty was roofied."

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Idiot put his condom on the wrong way. I'll have fun shitting that out later. #bottomproblems

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Big Dicks. #ThingsImThankfulFor

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Circumcision. #ThingsImThankfulFor

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I heard cum is 5-7 calories... do those cals count if they're shot up my ass though? #bottomproblems

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Since when did the kid on two and a half men go from chubby boy to barely legal twink? Top me betch. #bottomproblems

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I don't care if Phelps or Lochte is the better swimmer, I care about who has the bigger dick. #bottomproblems

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Finally turn a straight guy and he asks me to pitch!? Give me that dick or get back to your chick. #bottomproblems

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but buy me a drink, if you're gonna bang me. #bottomproblems

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It's getting late, so can you hurry up and cum? The faster you pull out, the faster I can pass out. #bottomproblems

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Why do people say Kobe raped that girl? Bitch please, I'd be thrilled if he pounded my ass. #bottomproblems

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I don't need Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now.. I need Mr. 9 inch dick. #bottomproblems