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Complete bastards and foul, depraved perverts - paying homage.

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We miss you, Rik. #RikMayall

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@talkingbottom Fascists!

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Happy birthday Rik. We miss you. #RikMayall

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Via @talkingbottom

Merry Christmas and all that bollocks!

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Oh Eddie! You haven't..... you haven't..... No, you haven't!

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OOOOOH it's his daughter's birthday, so he's going to drink THREE bottles of champagne!

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OOOOOOOH BLIMEY

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@pauljacques83 What a ridiculous question!

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Would you like to pay tax?

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@Tony__TH @TheSteveDawson You've been working here too long, mate.

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This is a sex shop, isn't it?

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@Tony__TH @TheSteveDawson Really?! Should I tell it again?

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......Sarah Ferguson! #EpsteinFiles

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Well I've already put on half a bottle!

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@TheSteveDawson @talkingbottom BASTARD! He wins every week!

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Spot the ball competition..... Page 13! @talkingbottom

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What's so great about being a nation of shopkeepers?

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@ShaggyTheTyke Each to their own mate. I know people who know them and I'm satisfied they're genuine.

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Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a CANOE in my pocket?!

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"WOOF!" In brand new #podcast series on #RikMayall's most iconic characters #TalkingBottom get to grips with #Blackadder's Lord Flashheart! We chat costume, moustaches, attitude, Bob, bridesmaids, beards & #comedy as hot as Flash’s pants!

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@ShaggyTheTyke It's not their fault. I backed it as well. I have had the ebook through. It exists. They've just been incredibly unlucky to have the publisher and the company who bought them out go bust.

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Boundless are thieving bastard vagabonds! Keep plugging @talkingbottom .

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Update for book backers. It appears our publisher Boundless is once again going down. And not in the good way. Sorry to beg you to bear with us while we find a resolution. We can reassure every backer still waiting that their books exist, & we'll do all we can to get them to you.