BottomlessButlers

The ORIGINAL Bottomless Butlers! Don't be fooled by imitators.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

I hate to see my friends and close business associates fight. 🥺

On a lighter note, if you’d like to watch @Vasectomos actually put their balls together, try out our new celebrity Bottomless Butlers service. It’s like @BookCameo except naked from the waist down. 🎩

[D 'n B Wrestling @DnBWrestling]

Do your worst, boys. Since I’ve never been neutered like you two, I probably have bigger balls than both of you put together.

Sincerely,
Tommy Vescali
DnB Wrestling PRESIDENT

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

You’ll love our new Celebrity Butler program! It’s like @BookCameo except naked from the waist down and in your living room.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

We’re always looking for a few good men. Competitive pay with full medical and dental. 🦷

[Roguish Bork @furiouslyfluff]

@DarkyGryph I'll be a bottomless butler.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

Exactly. 🎩

[Roguish Bork @furiouslyfluff]

@reddywhp Bottomless butler? Might as welll have eyecandy while they're cleaning.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

How about drink service and a Bottomless Butler? 🎩

[RYAN @ryaninthedisco]

less than three weeks till im sitting on the beach with my fam in punta cana, with bottomless drinks and butler service. cannotttt wait

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

We can’t keep the lights on with a price like that, but having a Bottomless Butler is less expensive than you might think! 🧐

[Shirrell @ShyRelly]

@billiemonroe LOL maybe throw in a bottomless Butler for just $9.99

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

We have a few sources…😉

[Ott to Trot, Black Lives Still Matter @JetpackOtter]

@WhackberrySkunk All I need is a bottomless butler outfit.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

We know a place…😉🎩🍑

[Ott to Trot, Black Lives Still Matter @JetpackOtter]

@WhackberrySkunk All I need is a bottomless butler outfit.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

We pay a lot more than that, with full medical and dental. 🦷

[Dimitrious Wright @MrDwright777]

@davidwalker423 you would fall into the bottomless butler category. That pays $-5000

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

There’s an app for that! 😉

[Duster🍂 @DusterFox]

@Arnhem37 This, but also boys in butler outfits... bottomless butler outfits.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

I beg to differ, good sir. What women truly want is a Bottomless Butler. You bring the bank account, we’ll bring the Bunz.

[President of Uganda 🇺🇬 @iAmOliBee]

@mdaixo The more I’m on this app, the more I realise girls don’t want a husband they want a butler with a bottomless bank account.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

At Bottomless Butlers, the boners are expected!

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

That’s only because you haven’t met us! 🎩

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

Now interviewing! 🔔

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

There’s an app for that! 😉

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

@c_banks Thanks for your support, Chris! We always love to hear from our satisfied customers.

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

At Bottomless Butlers, we let the customer decide! Would you like your next butler natural or cropped?

[Side Biz @SideBizness]

To be clear, we at Side Bizness do not all agree with the opinions of Los Vasectomos, but we will always stand up for the expression of our creators.

Can @marcuslemonis say that?
Can Gary Vanderchuck say the same? (Shots fired, @garyvee 🔫)

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

🎉 Now introducing our new celebrity Bottomless Butlers service. Book your favorite celebrities to take over cleaning and let you take a load off! It’s like @BookCameo except cleaner, and without pants.

First up is the tag team duo @Vasectomos from @DnBWrestling

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

So happy to be here! Might take my pants off and get comfortable. 😋🍑🧼👖

[Side Biz @SideBizness]

Proud to announce our latest acquisition: Bottomless Butlers! We are disrupting the bottomless housekeeping industry. Follow their work at @BottomlessButt

Let’s talk, @marcuslemonis

#Housekeeping
#disrupthistory