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[velli-san @Boudhravelli]

I’m recognised as a stand-up guy by five families

[Marbal kingdom @Alejandromarbal]

Mientras todo el mundo está mirando al sol le están cambiando la batería a las palomas

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You need a lot of inner peace to avoid getting rage baited by your mom

[Tselane @JustTselane]

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[Big StoneBridge @StoneBridge49_]

Rylo Rodriguez struggling to say “buttermilk pancake platter” will never stop being funny 😭

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[. @mithkii]

When I see someone post a picture in a country I visited once or twice and immediately recognize where they’re at

[not a predator or attacker @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

Dressed like the ol head drug dealer couple from Raising Kanan😭

[100 @yh_me2]

come over. I promise my philosophy makes more sense in person

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[ً @artfuIchaos]

maybe the reason nature feels so peaceful is because nothing is trying to be anything other than what it is.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

This is precisely the tragic reality that W.E.B. Du Bois painfully discovered during the final stages of his intellectual life. The Black individuals who somehow manage to accumulate personal wealth, corporate power, and elite social status do not . . 1/n

[trïzky @trizkyfr]

if you get straight A’s in school they just let you rawdog adhd and autism

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more