Sisyphus

I'll be the first to admit that I've made a couple of mistakes in my time. I'm just saying though, maybe the punishment should better fit the crime?

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Help me.

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I think the local soldiers are getting suspicious. Guess a muscular guy in a loincloth sticks out in a crowd of walking skeletons.

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Tricked tourist restaurant employees into thinking I was the spirit of Great Leader in order to get real food for first time in over a week.

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@DroppinTheBeet If I ever get out of here, I will kill you. I will pluck the wires from your piano and strangle you to death.

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@DroppinTheBeet Eat a dick.

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Haven't eaten anything in days. The dust of the ground is starting to look like gourmet cuisine.

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@Marty_Luther Jews? Popes? Dude, there's NO FOOD. I asked a guy if he could spare a sandwich and he DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A SANDWICH WAS.

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It's official: this place is worse than Tartarus.

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I've been here for... at least two days. There's nothing to eat and nothing to do and apparently no way out.

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Can't say much, but am in incredible danger. Took a wrong turn somewhere and am now trapped in a place called "North Korea."

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@Mans_BFF Hey man, I'm almost out of Italy. What do you say you and me meet up in Albania and have us a couple of beers?

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@DroppinTheBeet I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over this wonderful Mozart record.

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Picked up a bust of Beethoven on my way through Rome. Crushed it into rubble with my bare hands.

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Turns out pushing an enormous rock uphill for over 2500 years makes a guy pretty strong by mortal standards.

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@DroppinTheBeet Now that I'm topside, the FIRST THING I'm doing is coming to Germany and kicking your ass, piano boy.

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@fluminivincula In Hades? Probably some poor shmuck who kicked Zeus's favorite dog or something yanking on a rope for eternity.

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@fluminivincula It's a little box with doors that goes up and down. What's not to get?

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Finally got a break! Tricked Ponos into slaving away in my place for a while. Time to take the service elevator back to the surface world!

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All the pieces are falling into place! Even now as I throw my shoulder into this rock, Ponos is on his way to see me...

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Stopped Hermes on his way to take an important memo to Hades. Asked him to have Ponos come down and visit. I want to make him an offer...