Bouncer Problems

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But hey $100 basically for 4 hours. I'll call it a fair night. Now to sleep as the real job beckons sooner rather than later. #bouncerout

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'Twas a slow short night much like a 1 day contract in sports. Hadn't worked there in 11 months and the 1 nite I'm back I c people from hs.

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Coming out of retirement for a one night only door stint #getyouridsready #bouncerproblems

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Radio gets me tonight .. Leaving work - come sail away. Pulling into my driveway - beat it #winning

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Happy holidays to all the good bouncers out there #scrappers

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@KCMO311 https://t.co/SkA8GhNehr

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@kcpolice red light is out. Northbound turn lane.

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@kcpolice red light is out. Northbound turn lane.

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It is only a bartending position on a single night basis #retired

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Can honestly say after working 50+ hrs over 3 days as a barback/bartender for the 1st time I will never work in the industry again unless ..

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You have herpies. Go fuck yourself and not me.

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"I'm supposed to hit on the bouncer. So if happiness starts with an h why does u start with me?" #bouncerproblems

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"My id is just messed up from getting in salt water with it" uh huh likely story #fakeid #bouncerproblems #childplease

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This is why you don't play the bottle topping game

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"Do you take pesos?" No turns out the exchange rate changes daily and you're in the middle of the us #bouncerproblems

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"This a white people night?" Umm what? #bouncerproblems

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Dumbass just tried to hurdle a metal barricade. He didn't make it. Glorious failure face first into the cement. Lmao

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I instantly feel like slapping people that say "thanks boss" for some reason it feels like an insult.

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Don't assume that you won't be charged a cover or be carded at the door. Have id out and money easily accessible. #bouncerproblems #beready

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Love regulars or friends of employees that come up and "reminisce" about "helping" in a fight. #bouncerproblems

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"You need my id? My grey hair doesn't work?" Nope. Still gotta have a valid id no matter how wrinkly your vagina is. #bouncerproblems