aka “Jane Doe”

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear, and it shows them pearly white. Murderess/Professional Instigator/@DevilsIntuition’s Nemesis {OC RP 18+ #FannyPack}

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

Aftermath

Part 1: Running Scared

{With mentions of @BaseInstincts, @EngineeredBeaut, (cont) https://t.co/7wrDhBQoCF

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

I want ta tell the ginger hottie that it ain’t no use screamin bout them infidelizers cause don’t no one listen they keep doin it, but we all gotta learn the hard way.

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

Glad it’s behind him.

[Allison MacAllister (roleplay-parody) @AFarmboysDream]

I think Mama said that that one time was his midlife crisis. *grins*

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

Babies are nothing if not honest. He should have known then to never do it again.

[Allison MacAllister (roleplay-parody) @AFarmboysDream]

I wanna say he shaved it once before, when I was a baby, and Mama said I looked at his face, and just cried, and wouldn't go to him or anything, so.. I reckon it's unanimous. Daddy ain't Daddy without the stache.

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

Your Mama is a woman after my own heart.

[Allison MacAllister (roleplay-parody) @AFarmboysDream]

I -KNOW-, right? He ain't Daddy without that 'stache. I think Mama threatened to leave him if he didn't grow it back, and never shave it ever again, other than to trim it.

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

I don’t like it, put it back!

[Allison MacAllister (roleplay-parody) @AFarmboysDream]

Also, y'all - proof that once upon a time my Daddy *did* shave...and also the reason why he ain't never allowed to *ever* do it again.

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

I’m just gonna say it:

It’s fuckin terrifyin ta think of marriage as is, but with the way he’s described it, I’ve decided I’m never getting married.

That’s pure horror.

[excerpts @godlessbot]

When is a monster not a monster? / Oh, when you love it.

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

THE HOSPITAL GAVE ME OJ WITH PULP AND IT IS THE WORST!

I’M BLAMING @MsZoonosis!

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

I was in a coma for 48 days, been back awake a week, and literally no one cares.

I wish stability was all I needed.

[˗ˏˋ - 𝗟𝗨𝗞𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗫 . @ThxFlyingFox]

I don't even want sex I just want stability.

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

Literally my life right now.

[˗ˏˋ - 𝗟𝗨𝗞𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗫 . @ThxFlyingFox]

Everyone having sex. I'm being left alone in the hospital .

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

Favorites?

At least I know I’m safe then.

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

https://t.co/5zaFyImUXW

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

[never seen it either, so we’re good]

[Queen Mab @MissBiffles]

As he should! (Idk if he should, I've never seen the movie. Don't tell him)

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

He charges extra.

[Queen Mab @MissBiffles]

It's what the dude from The Shape of Water offers 😂

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

That sounds like a bad sex move.

[Queen Mab @MissBiffles]

You should try a seaweed mustache. /Trust me/

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

I’m tired of believing in shit. Belief got me into a coma.

[Queen Mab @MissBiffles]

It can be,

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

I murder child molesters.

I have freed trafficking victims.

I was literally be in a coma for over a month and a half, nearly die, find out I’m a creature of legend, wake up alone and abandoned, AND I’M STILL THE MOST HATED PERSON HERE?

[aka “Jane Doe” @BoundPredator]

It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

[Queen Mab @MissBiffles]

As long as I am immortalized!