Bourgeois Zombie

Pizza Parlour Respecter

Still searching for that perfect club sandwich

Schmoodle-pilled Mr Noodle Truther

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deleting my account due to the realisation that the brain damage isn't worth it any more. adios MFrs

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How can I, as a beta-cuck, stop the inexorable march of the far-right?

1. sit my ass down and start listening to women
2. play nintendo
3. vote

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Love logging on to see whatever this is

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Suing my 'Gen Z Boss in a Mini' for 'Sexual Harassment'

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@jathansadowski His blood boy isn't lookin' too good

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This video has absolutely destroyed me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“inflation is high and the world is at chaos, how do you plan to fix it?”

Kamala HQ:

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accusations of election fraud just hit different when it comes from centrist libs

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They're gonna take fluoride out of the water lol

To the people in Flint, Michigan, I guess it makes no difference anyway.

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Yes We Can 🫡 (Set Aside Our Differences™, exhaust the promise of 'hope' etc)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

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We're so back

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

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@DaveMilbo @Jansant lowkey love the Stein/Bernie bros boogeyman that gets wheeled out every election

Like, it only takes about 20 seconds of basic maths to work out the votes that Stein got in the swing states change absolutely nothing.

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@mccormick_ted Day 1 of reading 'Sapiens, Now: The Case for Enlightened Airport Literature as a Substitute for Real Thinking' begins

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Did John Locke write this?

[Claire Lehmann @clairlemon]

I'm visiting America from Australia, and I have to say that you guys have a truly awesome country. Narratives of decline are off-the-mark. While there are faults, you guys are free & live on bountiful land. Those of us not born here are jealous. Be grateful for what you have!

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Only Hanging Chads can save America now

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@nickschadegg She should get a chance to wear the Biden skin

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"We didn't it, Joe"

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@Cormac_McCafe You could always become a bloodboy for AI servers

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@MildCuthbert The way they've encircled him...

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in the most brunch-pilled voice imaginable:

"I'm already dealing with a toddler at home—I don't need another one in the Whitehouse"

*clinking of wine glasses*

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@mckinnon_a They're not even in their final form yet...

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@mckinnon_a lol, fuck. At least Albo was a leftwing radical when he was a student politician. Worst thing about this is realising that the Labor Youth are *already* neoliberal