Bournemouth Gals

confessions of a jäger fuelled, eyelash wearing, fake hairing, breast baring, fake tanned & tarted up bournemouth gal enquiries: [email protected]

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holy kim

guess who's back bitch

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@hettiehayward all in good time!

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'Girls wear make-up to impress blokes' lol u think I have all 3 Naked palettes to impress someone who can't tell Sidecar from Toasted?

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A Muslim with a degree is not stealing your job when you have 2 GCSE's and an STI

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Ponderin life's great questions:
What is the meaning of it all?
Why cant women do their mascara with a closed mouth?
Where is my thigh gap?

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@ayshgillespie all in good time 😏

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you no u got a keeper when..

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i'm all about that base

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all my friends look like Victoria secret models and I look like a Victoria sponge cake

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People say a humans worst fear is dying alone but for many of us it's the struggling, squelching sound of an empty foundation pump

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Shout out to every girls most reliable friend

Couple of ££
3+ years together
Used everyday
Still going strong

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Men are such agg like nah I'd rather just have a netflix subscription thanks

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Cryin in bed listening to Sam Smith cos the boy you're seeing has just booked Malia and you've only got a fiver to your name

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meanwhile in btec hair and beauty

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Picture of me and bae

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I wonder how many calories bitches burn by jumping to conclusions

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Waking up after a night out with an overwhelming feeling of regret #notcheckingmysentmessages

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here's to the people who can't get their eyebrows to match