Bethany Bourns

I like books, going on adventures, and taking pictures of my cats. My cats are adorable little demons who will probably consist of the entirety of my posts.

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That scary moment when your cat suddenly wakes up from a dead sleep to stare at nothing #GhostBugs #Spooktober #creeptober #FrightClub #CatsOfTwitter #whiskerswednesday

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I caught my cat Gideon laying like this and it was too cute not to share #CatsOfTwitter #TuesdayMotivation #RestingCatFace #FluffyKittyBaby #AdorableAF

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For all your cuddling needs, Fluffy Kitty Baby™️ now comes with the ability to charge your phone! Now available for the low price of $39.95 per month. Call within the next 5 minutes to get the first month free! #CatsOfTwitter #AnimalsToFallFor #TGIF #friyay #MyCatsBetterThanYours

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Listening to @ColterWall's rendition of "Bury Me Not On The Lone Prairie" has made Marco pensive #CatsOfTwitter #mondaythoughts #MondayMood #MusicMonday #kittyloafmonday

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Happy #Caturday! Here's a video of my cats being viciously attacked by a pteranadon 🦖 #catsoftwitter #dinosaursaretheshit #LegoDinosaur #catvideo #SaturdayAfternoonGroove

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And here I thought cats only drank milk in cartoons #FridayFeeling #TGIF #CuriousCat #NeverADullMoment #CatsofTwitter

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Gideon makes even the most undignified of poses look good #CatsOfTwitter #ThursdayThoughts #ItsSoFluffy #BowlFullOfJellyBelly #HairyBaby #TurnThatFrownUpsideDown

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Is it just me, or does my cat Marco's tail make him look like a lemur? #CatsOfTwitter #wednesdaythoughts #WednesdayVibes #LookAtHisDaintyLittlePaw #LordOfThePerch #ItsHumpDay

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How my cats let me know when they're ready to be fed #CatsOfTwitter #rude #MondaysAreABitch #TheyCanDoThisAllDay #IllJustWaitHereThen #HighlyFoodMotivated

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Gideon managed to get his head stuck not once, but twice, in less than five minutes. #smh #LookAtThisDork #CatsOfTwitter #InstantRegret #WhatHaveIDone #ThisIsMyLifeNow #ThisIsHowIDie #CuriosityKilledTheCat

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Just because they love each other doesn't mean they want to share everything #MondayMotivation #CatsOfTwitter #CatMemes #SharingIsCaring #BrotherlyLove #AdorableLittleAssholes

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The first two days of Fall have been wet and dreary; purrfect for staying in bed with your favorite person ❤️ #SundayMotivation #SleepySunday #CatsOfTwitter #SundayFunday #CuddlePuddle

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Summer's officially over, so time to turn up the AC so I can pretend it's colder outside #FirstDayOfFall #SaturdayMotivation #Caturday

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"Is it Caturday yet? No? Then don't wake me up yet" #CatsOfTwitter #TGIF #lastdayofsummer #friyay

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"Hey Hooman, whatcha reading?" #CuriousCat #booklovers

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Marco has been glaring at me for the last twenty minutes because I denied him the opportunity to hunt a stink bug. #CatsOfTwitter #GrumpyCat #BadCatMommy #IGuessImTheBadGuyNow #IfLooksCouldKill

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Gideon loves laundry baskets, with or without clothes already occupying the space. It's like a box with holes he can see and attack his brother through 😛 #CatsOfTwitter #AllMyClothesHaveCatHair #UpsideDownBasketsMakeGoodCatCages

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Lol, how I feel after eating more than two slices of pizza in a single sitting. #MondayMood #FatCatsNeedLoveToo

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

I can’t take a nap without being bothered by the Human...
#ThisAlwaysHappensToMe

[Bethany Bourns @BournsIdentity]

For anyone who needs a minute of cute to brighten up your day, I present you with my cats Marco and Gideon. #AddKittyImproveAnything #CatsOfTwitter #CuteCats #LazySunday #BrotherlyLove #DailySquee