Shane Lloyd

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

The toughest person you will ever fight is the one in the mirror. #truth #imfeelingpositivetoday #mayormaynothavestolenthis

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

This 60 mins of cardio 3 days a week has me feeling awesome! 30 mins treadmill. 15 mins eliptical. 15 mins on the bike. @PlanetFitness #work

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

I see a red door, and I want it painted black. #TheRollingStones #OnlyStonesSongILike

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Shes a babe. Shes a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called babia majora.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Vikings announced they waived RB Ben Tate

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

Billy Cundiff is horrible. #CLEvsIND

[Tubefilter @tubefilter]

Dr. Quinn becomes a morphine drug lord, 'Breaking Bad'-style, in @funnyordie's newest short / http://t.co/pKC0vZWC2z

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

@gregfmartin about a week ago. I just started actually wearing them today tho.

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

Still getting used to these glasses. #FourEyes #Glasses #GladTheseGlassesFitMyBigAssHead #GiantHead

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

@mikelouttit Hey! Ya'll goin to Cici's?!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Who's ready to ruin Halloween?" -- a tiny box of goddamned raisins

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

Is Derek Carr wearing guyliner? #DerekCarr #CLEvsOAK #HaGay

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

Her hands were as big as Andre the Giant's and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls #IAmJaysParty #40YearOldVirgin

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

How is there nothing in the Patriot Act that prevents U2 from breaking into your phone to give you their album?

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

I'm not advocating ass to mouth! #clerks2 #AssToMouth

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

One more person tells me to begin with my feet about a shoulder-width apart, so help me...

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

Rush Limbaugh is a jackass. Fuck you. #RushLimbaugh #EatShit #RightWingNutjob

[Shane Lloyd @BoutDatTime]

I wouldn't mind a Box Car Racer reunion. #BoxCarRacer #ThereIs #IFeelSo