Bowtied Mutt

Mixed breed dog selling stuff on the internet | Yamborghini High class of 06

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

@TJ_Bongiorno Great write up ser

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Forgot to bring my headphones to the gym but I’m still working out because I’m brave. One of Gods greatest tests yet

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Hey, girl sitting in seat 37E on this United flight, maybe the Goyard bag isn’t necessary?

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

@TJ_Bongiorno @linafahizul This is super cool, what’d you use to make it?

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

If you are ever called a “Rockstar” at your w2, you are being severely underpaid. Boss called me a rockstar a few weeks ago, and I just discovered my direct peer makes > 45% more than I do. Can’t make this stuff up

[BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI @BowTiedBull]

If the plan is to lower interest rates and allow AI to become more scalable taking cost of labor to zero…

How in the world are you betting on a W-2 to make it? (Exception to rule is high up in top 10 tech company)

Defies logic

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Going completely sober for at least the first 90 days of this year for personal reasons, and it’s been amazing. I highly recommend this to anyone, especially if you feel you are in a “funk” in life.

That being said, conference season (drinking season) is around the corner so of course decided to sub to @theoutgoingco

V1 of B4 was a little funky and oddly made me feel like I was coming down from shrooms (anyone else??). V2 was light years better, I was shocked at the taste profile (purple rizz maxi). Can’t wait to give V3 a try, will be posting my honest review that no one asked for 🤝

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

The best part about going to the gym at 5 AM, apart from the health benefits and getting a kickstart on your day, is telling everybody that you went to the gym at 5 AM

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Been seeing this on the TL a bunch, but 2026 is giving off some amazing vibes. Have a feeling we’re going to see some incredible things this year

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

1) Stay by your wife’s side 99% of the evening. It’s great for pictures and makes you start your marriage off feeling like a unit

2) Videographer/photographer. The pictures and video will be legendary

3) every single guest should be special to you. If not, don’t invite them

[Will Roman @willroman]

Wedding questions:
1) What's one thing from your own wedding that you're so glad you did?
2) What's the largest expenditure that was worth it?
3) Anything you regret or would advise against?

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

So true. “I have 25 years of experience in capital markets, blah blah blah”

How many of those 25 have you wanted to suck on the end of a 12 gauge??

Results > time in the game

[BowTiedVampDeer @BowTiedVD]

If you lead with the amount of years you've done something instead of results I automatically assume you're prob mid at what you do

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

@RampCapitalLLC @heatdaddy69420 Ramp follows Gucci???? What a crossover holy hell

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Great day to have a great day. Today sets the tone for the year

LFGGGGG

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

As an aging man, you will either become bald or fat. By no means can you become both. And if you do, you must be rich. Do with this information what you will…

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Over the weekend I realized I hadn’t been charging sales tax to customers. Trust me, just start and you’ll figure it out along the way (or get indicted for tax evasion)

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

@BowtiedEdge @Sunday__Showers Yea all is perfect, just a funny box, I’ll shoot a dm.

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Finally opened my @Sunday__Showers from Black Friday to wrap up for gifts. I’ll preface by saying I fkn love this stuff but my brother @BowtiedEdge, what is this contraption of a box that my order came in?? 😂😂

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Their product is causing chaos in one of America’s most populated cities and all will be fine by tomorrow.

Just launch a product

[Mishaal Abbasi @WhereIsMishaal]

bad day to be a Waymo in SF during a PG&E-induced power outage

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Saturday morning vibes

Trip to my barbershop that’s been in business since the 80s

Latte at new local coffee shop run by a young couple

Support your neighborhood

[Bowtied Mutt @BowTiedMutt]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth would’ve loved Nano Banana and Veo 3, I just know it