David Bowden

legacy account from self employment.....

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

Next Trump press conference, I hope the first question he's asked is "have you ever satisfied a woman sexually?"

IMAGINE the exaggeration.

[Jack Dee @TheRealJackDee]

Respect to Obama keeping a straight face all day after putting shrimps in the Oval Office curtain liners.

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

I admit I was cynical about the marches making any difference, but they have hit Trump right in the inferiority complex. Well done girls.

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

#vice is an amazing channel https://t.co/KV5G2CSj8b

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

I don't mean to be offensive yeah…
*pauses to gob on the floor*
…but this guy is a festering pus-filled dicklump who should pay oxygen tax https://t.co/T1JBiIog6x

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

Or makes sense..... https://t.co/YzhN8H4NN3

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Donald Trump often sounds incoherent because his speech lacks “discourse markers”—words or phrases like “well,” so,” or “you know.”

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Saw new Independence Day film where aliens come back to take over. With present status of things was def rooting for the aliens

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

And sticking with the job regardless??!! #foodforthought #dontgiveup https://t.co/XXLa51uDYy

[Chris Evans @achrisevans]

Sir Andy Murray - what a win. Sobbing with pride. Him and us. A brilliant example of the fruits hard work and total dedication can achieve.

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

Strip all his assets then to jail #corruption https://t.co/8Z8QTJ1AuL

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Ex-Fifa officials including Sepp Blatter awarded themselves rises and bonuses totalling $80m (£55m) - Fifa lawyers https://t.co/k2xCCVP9NS

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

It's a fair point though! Where's it too bra? #safe https://t.co/2CXXAOsrHd

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

Was it the driver? https://t.co/BnyiaYBrXH

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

Long live us fatties!! #itscommonsense? https://t.co/fXgeMdZNlJ

[Metro @MetroUK]

You should eat less food, even if you’re not overweight, scientists say https://t.co/DQwMM0S2cV

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

Where TF is new Brighton? Thought the old one was in fine fettle #justonebrightonplease https://t.co/pPTeBQKbee

[Ed Byrne @MrEdByrne]

On my way to New Brighton and I realise I can't pass a sign for Birkenhead without doing a terrible @JohnBishop100 impression.

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

What a melon #ripjim https://t.co/nqTGh2JWgn

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

If only I'd known this then! I'd not be in board rubber attack range then #knowittoolate #nextgeneration https://t.co/7RLEchXvfe

[I Loves The ‘Diff @ILovesTheDiff]

Go foraging, they said.
The mushrooms are fine, they said.
#JimiHendrixIsland #RoathPark

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

@CantonRangersFC @DWHarrisSols - a huge well done and thanks to parents, sponsors and the team for a great season! Role on 16/17 season #win

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

No no no!!! I love 'manky',blue-cheese green with orange! #big mistake #idea each bus has different schemes like BA! https://t.co/O5lzLKbQvW

[I Loves The ‘Diff @ILovesTheDiff]

Juicy: a one-off @cardiffbus in #pickanorange livery. It arrived today & celebrates last 30yrs of Cardiff Bus. Lush.

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

@Baddiel @dionnadapwna - being a Bluetooth-leaveroner Flattens batteries you know #uselessfactfortuesday #imboredandinhospital so excuse me!

[David Bowden @Bowden_IT]

@CV_UHB is ANYONE INTERESTED IN STOPPIBG THE DRILLING IN THE HEATHFIELDS RESTAURANT WHILST I TRY TO RECOVER!! All afternoon and still going