I don’t know how I did it, but I think I’ve managed to find the perfect balance of humor, satire, and political and education commentary with my account.
With that being said, one more joke about AOC’s weight tonight.
A serious post tomorrow.
“Nyla, you are so loved and missed, and I will never stop waiting for your return. You are irreplaceable and the only thing I think and pray about. I love you from the depths of my soul.” — Nyla’s mother
Nyla Primeau, 14, has been missing from Woodinville, Washington, since Aug. 19. She was last seen on surveillance video in Seattle on Sept. 17.
Have information? Call 1-800-THE-LOST or the King County Sheriff's Office at 1-206-296-3311. Poster: https://t.co/4mlA8YhE8N
OVER 10 TOP ATHLETES DEAD OR HIT BY SUDDEN HEALTH EMERGENCIES IN OCTOBER 2026 ALONE
Across the NFL, NHL, NCAA, WNBA, and international pro leagues, world-class athletes continue to suffer blood clots, turbo cancers, cardiac arrests, aortic dissections, undergo heart transplants, and die suddenly.
Major professional sports leagues COERCED players into taking the lethal mRNA injections, imposing strict restrictions and financial penalties on those who refused.
Now, they are unfortunately observing the consequences.
🚨 BREAKING: Pete Hegseth says the overseas scam rings robbing Americans are tied to enemy militaries, and the War Department is going after them.
"There is a very clear connection between transnational cyber syndicates and enemy militaries and how they fund themselves," Hegseth said at the White House.
Per Hegseth, Cyber Command and the NSA are feeding intelligence and tracking data on overseas cyber networks straight to the Homeland Security Task Force.
Law enforcement uses it to map, disrupt and dismantle those networks.
"If they can't match us or beat us on the battlefield, which they can't, they try to move to the realm of cyberspace," he said.
They picked the wrong country to rob.
🚨 HORRIFIC NEW DETAILS: Two young siblings murdered by their own mother were not only strangled - toxicology findings reveal multiple drugs in their systems.
A Massachusetts medical examiner has finally revealed the causes of death for 7-year-old Kai MacAusland and his little sister, 6-year-old Ella MacAusland, who were found dead inside their Wellesley home on April 24, 2026.
According to the medical examiner, BOTH children died from mechanical asphyxia and acute intoxication involving multiple medications, including:
* Zolpidem (Ambien), a prescription sleeping medication.
* Lorazepam (Ativan), a prescription medication commonly used for anxiety.
* Acetaminophen (Tylenol).
* Ibuprofen (Advil/Motrin).
Their mother, 49-year-old Janette MacAusland, an acupuncturist and massage therapist, is now facing two counts of first-degree murder.
Authorities state that Janette killed her children around April 22 before fleeing approximately 140 miles to her aunt’s home in Vermont.
When she arrived, investigators say she was distraught, bleeding from a wound on her neck, and confessed to killing both children.
According to police, she later admitted:
“I strangled them and tried to kill myself.”
Authorities say she explained that she had wanted herself and her children to “go to God together.”
Police subsequently located both children dead inside their Massachusetts home.
Janette and her estranged husband were involved in a divorce and custody battle. Her husband had filed for divorce in October 2025 and requested custody of the children.
The children were killed just days after the court appointed someone to investigate the family’s custody situation.
Medical experts say the combination of sedating medications and asphyxiation could become significant evidence in determining whether the killings were premeditated.
On October 19, a grand jury indicted Janette on two counts of first-degree murder. She has pleaded not guilty and remains in custody without bail.
She is scheduled to appear in Norfolk Superior Court on November 3.
If convicted, she faces life in prison without the possibility of parole.
BREAKING: First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas is on fire and burning down right now. Reports say there was a loud explosion. The church was founded in 1868.
This is the latest in a series of fires involving churches. Why does this keep happening? 🙏
Out of respect for the spirit of revival that is taking place around the world, I humbly ask if everyone on my timeline who believes in the power of prayer would you please stop what you're doing to just take a moment, and post this short prayer. Not all will but I hope some will.
II Chronicles 7:14
Lord we need you ! Please sweep across this nation and heal this land. Restore our strength, renew our minds, and banish everything that is not of You.
In Jesus Christ’s name we pray.
Amen.
Thank you.
I copied and pasted. You can too….
INDIANS are so fucking cheap that they steal soap from the Hotels.
And they are proudly posting on Social Media.
🤣
No wonder countries like Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore are denying tourist visas for INDIANS.
If this loser wouldn't just ignored this picture, maybe 5 people would've seen it.
Now, it's been seen millions of times.
The Streisand effect on full display.
🚨JUST POSTED🚨
President Donald Trump says he has no plans to remove the White House Press Room, but may move the Fake News to an obnoxious location.
He also says no to a swimming pool. 🤣
Yup. That's 3.7 **BILLION**. Billion with a 'b'.
TOUCHABLE.
Suddenly touchable.
Understand what you're being shown.
WHY NOW?
WHY **ONLY** NOW?
Why only now in the **last 20 months** is mind-boggingly INSANE levels of outrageous fraud being exposed and shut down and prosecuted?
Did...did something happen?
Could it mean...I mean we have to at least CONSIDER this possbility right...that people who HAD CONTROL...have kinda...sorta...maybe...LOST IT?
And now hundred and hundreds and hundreds of BILLIONS of dollars in fraud that was going on regularly like f**kin' clockwork is suddenly being DRAGGED OUT INTO THE OPEN and SHOWN TO YOU?
Because...something happened?
SOME PEOPLE LOST CONTROL? NEW PEOPLE ARE IN CHARGE NOW?
Could THAT be why this is happening? 🤔😏