Wallace Bowers 19th

Dishonorably discharged from Nascar for having too much juice

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

telling a sweetheart “i’ll be the chris brown to your rihanna”

[wiz @hoodsy]

Have FIFA considered putting a Scotland match in Wisconsin or is that a catastrophic meeting of alcoholics?

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

drinking 40s and smoking black and milds tn #juneteeth

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

chik fil a is fried chicken for white people

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

nowadays with yoga shorts i can barely tell if a girl is rocking a nice camel or a fat nutsack

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

“mirrer rite please” to the asian flight attendant asking if i want a drink

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

what’s even the point of amex lounges if they let minorities in?

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

been drinking so much i think my cum would taste like battery acid - need a sweetheart to confirm for me

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

there’s something comforting when you start to get drunk and know you’re going to black out later

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

asking an old woman at the bar if she’s fertile

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

anyone got roofies in state college for this weekend

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Realest nigga in the game.

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

@kingofkipsbay @BacardiCapital plugged this thread into chatgpt - the translation was “you like boys?”

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

bought a big pack of cigs to hand to homeless people in syracuse for the week

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

airports need better spots to jerk off - the gender neutral bathroom ain’t it

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

spent $240 at airport chilis tn ✅

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

@ThrobbyBoucher horrible take:
1. whites (without blacks)
2. hispanic (hardworking)
3. asian (sweatshops)
4. native american (casinos)
5 none
hm - jews, blacks

[Wallace Bowers 19th @Bowers19th]

relax ladies, there’s plenty of schmegma to go around