Bowery™ (aka Jay)

Here to delight and perplex people with my behaviour | fan favourite & IP lawyer

[Bowery™ (aka Jay) @BoweryCorp]

ICYMI: Starting sometime last summer, I decided to write a SuperCorp one-shot per bridge of TTPD. The result is 223,000 words that were posted a rato of a story per day throughout May, which I feel deserved one (1) tweet of promo. You can find it here:

https://t.co/OLgYb5MXc6

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You 🤚🏻 should 🤚🏻 never 🤚🏻 ask 🤚🏻 questions 🤚🏻 you 🤚🏻 do 🤚🏻 not 🤚🏻 want 🤚🏻 to 🤚🏻 know 🤚🏻 the 🤚🏻 answer 🤚🏻 to 🤚🏻

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@realf_inlegacy I am quite honestly torn between feeling disgusted with the American electorate and feeling really worried because 1) how are 72M people voting for a felon, 2) why are there only 161M registered voters from an eligibility pool of 244M, 3) are they okay? Mentally? Intellectually?

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@DietCoke_Esq Don’t even joke at this point; throw in a diet coke and maybe pictures of Luna and I’m sold.

(Apparently also mad good lobster rolls and I’m just a girl who loves seafood so, bonus!)

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@boobinmymouth God I wish I could RT this

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@McJudicator I said this a few hours ago - in 2016 HRC lost because of misogyny but at least she had the popular vote. KH losing with these numbers is an insanely gross combination of misogyny and racism. The (future of teh) USA is legitimately screwed.

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I can honestly not believe how incredibly shit the past three weeks have been but pulling an all-nighter to watch Trump clinch it might have actually pushed me over the brink and into actual insanity because what! the! fuck! Fever dream territory and I'd like to wake up please.

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@LLXTHOR Always the people’s princess but mainly my delightful daredevil 🫵🏻💖

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@SupercorpFics Oh 🥹 I mean you have a point with the romantic loser, guilty x2

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Oh, there it is 🔨⚰️

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift performing a mashup of "Cornelia Street" and "The Bolter" at today's show! #IndyTSTheErasTour

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@TS_TheAnthology @literatureading

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@literatureading You are too good to me

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@DietCoke_Esq Just enough billable hours to cover the weekend bottomless brunches 🙂‍↕️

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It has been 714 days but I couldn’t not, so 👋🏻

https://t.co/AYLmouqHO3

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@LLXTHOR What en elite choice of PFP, your taste is flawless

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@LLXTHOR Says YOU!

[Bowery™ (aka Jay) @BoweryCorp]

Grey November, I’ve been down since forever 🙂‍↕️

#NewProfilePic

[Bowery™ (aka Jay) @BoweryCorp]

God, let november be better