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[Florida Man @BowlingPinDejo]

@3YearLetterman @Nickelback @OfficialSisQo @PaulyShore @Dollywood @PizzaRanch @vanillaice @dctalkofficial @SpeakerPelosi @jiffylube @Whitesnake Why no mention of Ozzie’s sister @joan_osborne ? Two rock legends in the same family. They were very close. They wrote some songs together.

[Florida Man @BowlingPinDejo]

@JordynneGrace North interstate 35 in Austin TX.
Thy couldn’t call themselves King if they weren’t the best.
All you can eat. So you can eat Rangoon for hours.
Just make sure you don’t have too far to drive to a bathroom after.
You’re welcome.
😆

[Florida Man @BowlingPinDejo]

@3YearLetterman But coach… that’s country that gave the world its greatest band of all time. @Whitesnake

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@TrumpDailyPosts @Aerosmith @IamStevenT @JoePerry
You guys may want to step in here and take your song away from this douche bag. He ruins everything he touches.

[Florida Man @BowlingPinDejo]

@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky @ConanOBrien is this another Without Borders episode? Will there be more? Please please please.

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@3YearLetterman @NikkiHaley @HaileeSteinfeld @HailstormBrew @HIPAAWatch @DennysDiner @dennisrodman @carmenelectra @DavidHasselhoff @3YearLetterman
I have a question. Does @Whitesnake not have anything to say about this? I noticed that they did not get tagged on this post.

[Florida Man @BowlingPinDejo]

@elonmusk you have more money than God. All of the good you could do for the world. All of the people you could help and still live Ike a king.
You decided paying billions to fuck up Twitter was the best use of your money.
Great Job!

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@TMobile @Delta I’m suspicious of the Brick breaking game on your Tuesday app. I’m thinking there is no way to ever win. It’s just there so people think they have a chance at winning something. Sooo many times I’ve played that game and always NOTHING. There is nothing behind the bricks is there?

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@theashleyray I can’t let my pit bull see this video. If she did then she would expect much more from me. She is very well taken care of but I can’t live up to those standards.

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#RheaRipley
How does @RheaRipley_WWE just keep getting more hot every time I see her? Rhea I would let you riptide me whenever you want.

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@PaulaJo4GOP You’re assuming that all of those ballots are filled out by her? Possibly she is doing a favor for others (family, friends) and dropping off their ballots also. You know since she was going anyway. No need to load everyone into a van to drop off each ballot in person.

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@USConspiracies1 OR….. stay with me….. Maybe people whose job is to enforce the law and bring lawbreakers to justice are simply DOING THEIR JOB. You know damn good and well if a democrat did even a fraction of what Trump has done you wouldn’t be anywhere near as forgiving of the same crimes.

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@KavanSimone @UVWrestling_ Because it was a weak ass tribute to a man that was way more extreme than breaking ONE table. Pay tribute with words only instead of putting on an insulting pussy ass in ring display. Terry sacrificed his body in the worst ways for our entertainment. Show due respect.

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@UVWrestling_ I agree. I know what a hardcore match looks like and that match was an insult. Terry Funk would have fallen a asleep in that weak ass “hardcore” match. Terry funk would wrestle in an exploding ring, on fire, with barbed wire for ropes and a barber wire wrapped baseball bat.

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@WWE You got me excited to see a Hardcore match. I haven’t seen one in a long time and I didn’t see one tonight. That was weak. You know what a hardcore match looks like and that wasn’t it. You can do better. Terry Funk would have been bored if that was his match.

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@Bornakang That kids dad:
That’s my boy!

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@RheaRipley_WWE Goddamn woman. Stop it.

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@3YearLetterman Coach. I find this list to be quite accurate. I'm curious where do you think Texas and Oklahoma are going to fit into this list?

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@TerryJaymes This man's dick must be so small that it is tucked inside of him to need this level of overcompensation.

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@tedcruz God Damn @tedcruz you are a massive 200 Ibs, steaming, worm infested, fly repellent, maggot gagging, festering, toilet detroying PILE OF SHIT!