Queef Floyd

trenchant tweets every time without fail fuiud

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

It's a good day when I lose a bad follower ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Someone needs to tell those Japanese dudes in the royal box at Suzuka that they should unbutton their suit jackets when they sit down #styletips #F1 #japanesegp

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

@rawsalerts It's Hawaii, they're all like Bodhi at Bell's Beach brah

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Scottie Scheffler: whatever I don't actually care like what's the point #TheOpenChampionship

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Kneecap at Glastonbury:

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

@fattmellows It's no Dogford

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

@RossMcCaff And his real name is definitely Shane Rooda

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

May or may not be pretending to be a Jesus freak with Christian TV channel turned right up to deter the undesirable prospective tenants my landlord is showing through the apartment above me

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Sometimes when I'm cold I like to think of one of those Japanese snow monkeys that have been shut out of the hot pools and I instantly feel warmer

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

By some you mean everyone else except one couple #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Really need CJ to reveal that she used Jesse's toothbrush to clean their hotel room toilet bowl #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Kind of no point in them talking about this now tbqh #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Mike is manspreading like a mfer #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Nice simile, Mike, but I reckon it's more like a suitcase, you unpack it #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

They're allowed to gossip, Mike, it's MAFS ffs, stop trying to shut it down and go on the attack because you got caught out #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

God I hate his stupid little ponytail #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Maddy's jewellery is giving huge white tarot hippy healer mystical earth mother vibes #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Nate and Piripi should start an Ex Husbands of Mumwifes therapy group #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Just waiting for Maddy's tightened little mouth to say "expermint" one more time #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

I think it's safe to say that Kara did not flourish in her exquisite seminal flow #mafsnz

[Queef Floyd @BowlingShane]

Think he was hoping for a proper smooch there and unforch for him she's a public pecker #mafsnz