Roxanne Tsutsuji

I am the Rock-loving Honor from Rustboro! Now, I hope you are prepare to show me what you have learned. DP

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@RedBowLyra MooMoo Milk doesn’t do that…I drink it all the time and it doesn’t make my booty look like that. And I should know because I know. Not like I watch Steven’s booty. I mean butt!

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion I am glad that you realize that. It makes me so happy. This experience is also exciting for me too as the role that you choose for me.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Of course. After all, I can recognize an opportunity that is well worth its value in gold. That is because I am so smart. Really smart. But you knew that already because you selected me.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Really? I am sure they can make an exception so they can work with you. That can’t be a problem. I can’t believe it! They willing decline an opportunity to work with you!

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Really? Why would she decline such an offer? That is just crazy! Well it seems like she made such a bad decision because Devon is the best company to work for.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Who is?

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Gasp!

Oh. Steven. You think my eyes are like Rubies! You say such the sweetest things. That is just too kind! Well…I guess you can see them everyday if you want.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion First off. You are no Coordinator. You are a Pokémon Trainer. And the Champion that is a fine accomplishment. One that many people recognize you as.

Second off. I know you are pretty impressive. And now you look even more so. And when have I ever been wrong? Never.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Juan? Why him? He isn’t as amazing and smart as you? You are the best man there is because you are smart and have an amazing rock collection. And according to research data, much more handsome.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Right. I knew that. Of course I did. Just wanted to make sure because I think your hair is really nice. Maybe the best in all of Hoenn.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Like shave your head?

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion I am completely fine with it. If anything, I would love to see them. If you are alright with showing me.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion “Well you look pretty young to me. And you still are! And handsome too. So the white hair is even more impressive if you want my opinion. “

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion Really? Because it looks so good on you. Honestly, I am pretty sure I read a research paper that said white hair on a young man makes them look much better.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@BlazeLassKicker So…happy you day. I heard that today is a big day for you. Or that it is for the whole month.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion “That means so much coming from you. I know how much you love rocks. If that is so…then yes!”

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion “Even more than any rock in your collection…?”

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@BlazeLassKicker It…It is plenty mature! I am just…I am just making a little comment is all.

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

In your face!

[Roxanne Tsutsuji @BowsandRocks]

@MeteorChampion “Oh. I can handle all of that stuff. It is no problem. I don’t mind at all! Don’t think I can’t do that stuff too! But…okay. I will humbly accept your invitation.”