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Putting the fun in dysfunctional

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#MyRoommateIsWeird My roommate declared, “Life’s a shit sandwich.”

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Triple Sec jump #RuinAnOlympicSportWithOneWord

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Drunken decathlon #RuinAnOlympicSportWithOneWord

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Get high hurdles #RuinAnOlympicSportWithOneWord

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Have you read Quitting for Dimmies? #StupidQuestionsForQuitters

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Have you read Quitting for Dummies?
#stupidquestionsforquitters

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@jimmyfallon I had a summer job at a sawmill making whiskey barrel staves for Hiram Walker. Buck forty-five an hour and all the sawdust you could eat. #worstsummerjob

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@jimmyfallon Don’t let your meat loaf #Gradvice

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@AgathaChocolats We’ll have the T-Bone

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

So let’s get this straight, Biden is setting up a semi-permanent port/base in Gaza that will staff over a thousand full time service members as some sort of stationary point for aid delivery and possible migration point for refugees to emigrate into the US.

If history has taught us anything it’s that America has a terrible track record with these, and they usually end in tears a decade or two later, costing hundreds of billions, and achieving basically nothing except to bring in more migrant populations into the US, further diminishing the value of the vote and diluting extant demographics.

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Former Georgia Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan: “This is a pivot point for this country...As Republicans, take our medicine and realize the election wasn’t rigged. Donald Trump was the worst candidate ever, in the history of the party."

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@AgathaChocolats World’s Largest Pinada #writerscommunity

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#IfIWasPresident I would pass a law requiring everyone to put the fun in dysfunctional

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@IsmaelR77859620 https://t.co/JMdchBJmk0 #writerscommunity #books #writerslift #worldwar1

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@theindienook https://t.co/JMdchBJmk0 #writerscommunity #writerslift #ww1

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@ascifiwriter https://t.co/JMdchBJmk0

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@AgathaChocolats Feeding Time You Lazy Bastard

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@DzintraSullivan Put your trunk in the cargo area.

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@Meredith_author @NameIsIntrovert Check out “The Great Courses.” They have some courses in writing