Corndog Enthusiast

She/Her. I’m a horse of a different color. Come on in.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

@SeanKosednar @emkristen

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.

https://t.co/bTz4ibdt21

[Hank Salsbury @Hanka_Ta_Planka]

When SKC lose their 8th straight but water is only 4 dollars above gas station price

[erica @ericanextdooor]

how it feels going to work

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

What are the grounds for appeal?

This is the Manhattan appeals court btw:

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

Crooked Donald Trump.

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

And the club manager, when made aware just told those who received the text to delete it.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Michael Emery bit and r*ped the victim 2x then sent a nude photo of the victim to his teammates on Whatsapp with "anyone want a go".

Monster.

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

And the club manager, when made aware just told those who received the text to delete it.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Michael Emery bit and r*ped the victim 2x then sent a nude photo of the victim to his teammates on Whatsapp with "anyone want a go".

Monster.

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

@AKGarcia331 From Seattle™️

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

Does Ben Gibbard get mad Botox?

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

The way you can tell that I’m at the Postal Service/Death Can concert right now is that the women behind me have been taking about ozempic for 45 minutes 🙄

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

i’m seeing photos of the corpses of doctors handcuffed and face down in a mass grave and i’m expected to believe the college kids who don’t to help finance that violence with their life ruining debt are the villains here?

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

We must not dwell…not today

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

Overheard at this semi professional soccer game by a white kid playing for Olathe “I’m adult bro I’m 19!”

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

Need a dog for the halftime shows of this semi professional soccer league. Preferably dog can catch frisbees and teach me how to throw them

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

A lil vacation for your weary minds

[Corndog Enthusiast @BoxFullOfBolts]

KEVIN ONLY CAM for The Traitors reunion I’m begging you