BoxOfficeBryan

Film ratings and 🔥/🧊 takes from @bankbryan

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

Hello! Popping in just to say that I’m now making a comfortable home over at https://t.co/GNAHIYdYyn

I’d love it if you joined me there, it feels so good to not be surrounded by… <gestures> all of this

[bankbryan @bankbryan]

Hello friends. I am going to take an indefinite leave from this place. It had already been getting less fun for me, and I think that’s only going to accelerate now, so this feels like the right time.

I am on the other services under the same name and would love to see you there.

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

this fucking BETTER be the worst news i hear today

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

If you are waiting outside a theater to see Clint Eastwood's acclaimed new film JUROR #2 and someone from Warner Brothers comes up to tell you that the theatrical run is over and that you should go home, STAY IN LINE.

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Movies used to have (eyes go blank for ten minutes as I try to figure out an esoteric reference) Burger King in them

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

“It’s like, ‘I shrank Ryland small, then I went on Shutterstock and searched “log”. Then, I duplicated a log to make a big log wall, and then I made Ryland really small.’ And people are like, ‘The scale of this movie!’”
https://t.co/sixEv7VraE

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

“You try to make the location stuff look fake by blowing out the snow, and the fake stuff look as real as you possibly can, and it hopefully all meets in the middle. If you’re switching techniques a lot, the audience just starts to accept the images.”
https://t.co/jhmr5JmUt8

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

“We’re all drinking beers, having a good time, and then Mike starts doing a rough edit and you can just see firsthand, oh, that’s what we did today. I get it now, I can see his vision. I guess I’ll stay out in the woods for another day.”
https://t.co/zHGYqpMLtw

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

“It's funny for five minutes, and then it's not funny for the next four years while you're executing it. You just have to remember that it was at one time funny to you, and hopefully that moment of comedy will happen again in the theater for the audience.”
https://t.co/3ZmTrYbRcx

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

“There were a few days in nice studios, but mostly the green screen stuff is just a green tarp outside to save money. So it’s still cold and kind of miserable.”
https://t.co/sbQvoqERtP

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

“I think by the second winter we really struck it, and I would constantly keep in my mind where I was coming from and where I was going, while also being animated, like a cartoon character.”
https://t.co/PHOpcvwB2y

[BoxOfficeBryan @BoxOfficeBryan]

Hundreds of Beavers
(Mike Cheslik, 2022)

My positive comments have resulted in at least two friends deciding to counter-program with this tonight!

You too can join us on the Hundreds of Beavers appreciation train; there’s plenty of room

90

(Currently on Amazon)

[Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs]

I miss when stupid ass comedies had posters like this

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Chet Hanks

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Sylvester Stallone has Frank. Adam Sandler has Rob Schneider. Tarantino has Eli Roth. Certain celebrities are simply too powerful and too image-conscious to not accidentally sprout little creatures who are the external manifestation of all they suppress.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This rocks so incredibly hard

[rob trench @robtrench]

when the daylight savings hits

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Please check your children’s candy this Halloween! We just found a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the Atreides banner in my father’s name!

[bankbryan @bankbryan]

“Guys can’t even hang around in the park and look like a celebrity anymore without being taken in by the police.”
“It almost turned into a full-on cop-versus-twink extravaganza.”
https://t.co/vsjsz1PYXe