Alex

I most likely have ibs

[Alex @BoxToenail]

Alex g and cicadas summer is here

[Alex @BoxToenail]

Sometimes you get so mean I forget you love me

[Alex @BoxToenail]

There is no god coming to save me

[Alex @BoxToenail]

The base has been infiltrated RETREAT RETREAT (twt has been found)

[Alex @BoxToenail]

How it feels to drink 400 cals in chocolate milk

[Alex @BoxToenail]

okay may have to wipe my entire identity snd come back guys…

[Alex @BoxToenail]

how do I climb out of my fucking skin CHEAT CODE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Alex @BoxToenail]

Craving attention and validation from everyone and anyone HELLOOOOOO TWITTA

[Alex @BoxToenail]

Pop benadryl or hire an etsy witch to make her clit fall off

[Alex @BoxToenail]

okay for my first magic trick I’m going to paint the entire room red in 10 secs READY SET GO

[Alex @BoxToenail]

How life would be if all men were exterminated and all girls were free to make out with eachother:

[Dean Winchester of edtwt @Jaws4sam]

My brain the moment I start a fast #edtwt

[Aus @30FFobia]

Don’t honk at me man this an $800 car i’ll kill us both

[cupid @kewpideux]

y’all are like “i love perverted lesbians!” “let’s let lesbians be perverts” but y’all can’t even suck the strap

[Alex @BoxToenail]

When the strap delusion wears off and I realize I’ve been humiliating myself and being a bird for a stupid DYKE

[Alex @BoxToenail]

im going bald one way or another Buddhist or Britney Spears either way she got me FUCKED UP

[Alex @BoxToenail]

Evil lesbians when they send their gf to bed crying every night

[Alex @BoxToenail]

Computa make these girls supa gay, and horny, make em dry hump.

[Alex @BoxToenail]

Why can’t every girl just make out bro like FUCK