John Henry’s Metal Detector

Charles Barkley once called me the biggest baller at M Street Park. I once roasted Derek Jeter and got him to laugh about it. I make incredible chicken cutlets.

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I'm never deleting this app

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

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A strip club that raises jerseys with the last names of regulars on them into the rafters when they get married

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Shut him down for the year. Don’t even bother bringing him back.

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Bad news: Garrett Crochet’s lat strain is a lot worse than they originally thought and he has “no idea” when he might be cleared to throw.

(via @PeteAbe)

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@ChuckFBass All that money and Alana Haim won’t get her teeth fixed

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@EGArnold 🎣

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@MinneapoliSam Yes, by means testing the program.

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@DarrigoMelanie They pay more, they’re entitled to more when they collect.

Means testing solves this, not raising the cap.

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For smoking cigars after graduation. What bunch of BS.

[Phil Stacey @PhilStacey_SN]

BREAKING: @NickGiannino_GT confirms a rumor from down in Scituate that we heard earlier: Ipswich boys lacrosse will be forfeiting its Division 4 state semifinal game vs. Cohasset for violating the MIAA's Chemical Health Rule, apparently during graduation this past weekend.

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@GunnelsWarren Stop giving a third rail program to people who don’t need it. Means test.

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@BoSoxInjection @TonyMassarotti Got desperate to control costs and have a guy money before he had finished developing. Plenty of guys who tear up A and AA ball who can’t do anything after that. Seems like that’s what we’ve got here.

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We want to be able to say we traded for a RHH bat so badly that we’re willing to trade for a bad one. Excellent.

[Savage @Savageboston]

A member of the Boston Red Sox ownership group has personally been calling teams to try to trade for a right handed bat.

He’s telling teams they’re willing to take on a bad contract.

Per: @Buster_ESPN

The Red Sox ownership has been described as “desperate”.

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@DubiousCA It’s incredible what you can build with slave labor being forced to work around the clock at gunpoint. Mind you, that’s exactly what prison time should be in the United States and it would deter crime overnight, but nobody’s ready for that conversation.

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@IAmJamesStewart Pick up immediately. You’re about to get a steal.

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@jsgiii22661 The A’s laugh and hang up

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Renting suits/tuxedos is the worst part of being in a wedding. Especially if it’s from an online retailer and you can’t try it on in advance. Can we normalize loosening up a bit on having everybody look EXACTLY the same and let people wear the suits/clothes that for sure fit them

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@RubenGallego So would means testing, but nobody’s ready for that conversation.

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@tylermilliken_ This is who he is

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It should be law that whatever percent raise Congress gives itself should be the rate at which federal minimum wage increases.

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Latin American Clay Buchholz with a horrible attitude.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Brayan Bello makes it very clear he's done with the conversation about him starting or coming out of the bullpen.

"First of all, just stop talking about bullpen and starting games. I've always been a starter and when I've been successful as a starter, no one has questioned whether I have to be in the bullpen or starting games. So, starting from there, just stop that talk, I'm just having a bad season."

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Tired: Going 82-0

Wired: Going 0-82