John Mayernaise

I'm not the Messiah. I'm a very naughty boy!

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

FUN FACT: Concrete was first created on the island of Crete by a man named Con.

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

This is another one of my periodic tweets to remind you all that I am still here. I'll be off again now. Bye.

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

This is another one of my periodic tweets to remind you all that I am still here. I'll be off again now. Bye.

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

This is another one of my periodic tweets to remind you all that I am still here. I'll be off again now. Bye.

[M.J Milg8 @mjmilg8]

@BoxedCylon Turn your smile into a frown, turn your wardrobe upside down https://t.co/uUvrQMwJUU

[M.J Milg8 @mjmilg8]

@BoxedCylon https://t.co/OUxU9eCZ5H

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

@sooks_1 Mine is already starting to break and I've only had it a few months! Def. worth the $500! :S

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

@SP4NKO Nope! Coriander is totes my most disliked food!

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

@SP4NKO Booo

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

SAM NEILL (@TwoPaddocks) WAS RIGHT! #JurassicTruth https://t.co/4dRLi91IWn

[M.J Milg8 @mjmilg8]

Latest research says 'Dinosaurs likely had feathers and quacked', proving that even in prehistoric times, people wanted ducks @BoxedCylon

[M.J Milg8 @mjmilg8]

There is something brilliant about the fact that @LachyHulme is filling my timeline with #GetThis related material. @BoxedCylon #dizzystuff

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

I'm still alive. Just checking in. Ok. I'm out again.

[M.J Milg8 @mjmilg8]

Still not comfortable with the Worst Heroes Ever Tagline for #SuicideSquad when the whole point is they're not heroes at all

[M.J Milg8 @mjmilg8]

Going to watch #StarTrekBeyond in a #StarWars tee shirt because I am just that reckless @BoxedCylon

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

@sooks_1 It's not only pork that makes something Haraam (forbidden). Also alcohol and a few other things. Easier to say 'Halal' overall.

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

Who's your favourite character in G-
Me: Rory. No! Luke!
-ame of Thrones.
Me: Oh. Not Gilmore Girls?

[Serenity “Leap Year Capybara” Dee 🌻 @sapphixy]

I can't stop watching this gif.

[John Mayernaise @BoxedCylon]

Remember that time the ALP made a tradie ad a few years but the 'tradie' was actually a Robbie Williams impersonator? #auspol