Mickey Hawaii

Trump is now bored with his war of choice.
I guess it turns out TDS is part self-preservation.
(Head slap).

[Mickey Hawaii @BoxofChox]

You heard it here first.

The 2026 Word of the Year will be...
Performative

#performative #2026wordoftheyear

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@CatholicArena You sure this is not the running of the bulls? One of the guys running looks pretty shook....

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It's really puzzling why more pundits (@4EverBlueshirts, etc) don't talk more about the absolute #FearfulSymmetry of @cmcdavid97 joining #IgorShesterkin and the @NYRangers.

The perfect solution to the crime of #97 never winning a Cup is to join forces with the NHL's best goalie.

[Mickey Hawaii @BoxofChox]

Will someone please make a fake video of Ken Paxton with double fisted peace signs - saying, "I am not a crook!" - in a MAGA color coded t-shirt (red with white letters) that reads:
MY GOD HAS A
ROCK HARD BONER

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@Zack_magaig Mommy hated him. Shipped him off to Military School.
What a chain of events - we get stuck with the biggest narcissistic asshole to ever be President.

Oy vey.

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@SecretaryBurgum Burgum is proof that North Dakotans can gargle human testicles in public.

So proud.

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@chiky_handlr burnt in effigy.

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@Suzierizzo1 sticky.

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@RichardAngwin Promises, promises.

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@NovajohnsX07 Maybe its just me, but I am not overly impressed with Mark Wahlberg gargling Trump's balls.

In fact, I find it unseemly.

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@BasedMikeLee What was it that Yogi Berra said? I think it was:
It ain't over until... Mike Lee gargles Trump's balls.

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@WhiteHouse Never Forget: Democrats refused to stand for a Hebephile.

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@JamesTate121 So sorry. The President is a Hebephile.

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@Kinza1278 She be the bestest beast.

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@KerryHolmekb Clown car.

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@BrilynHollyhand Trillions? Makes a fella want to figure out hot to become a migrant and get my hands on some of this booty.

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@TheFP Still no doubt in my mind, I'd rather meet an angry leftist in an alley than an angry white supremacist. Even with an uptick, violence on the right dwarfs violence on the right.

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@elonmusk Notice the sleight of hand here?
I am pretty sure the 'trust' of X is in the toilet.

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America is now the anti-hero.
The shame is on our side.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

OMG!!! Trump just EXPLODED at a female reporter for asking him about his sudden request from Congress for DOUBLE the amount for his ballroom.

"I doubled the size of it, you DUMB PERSON. I doubled it. You're not a smart person."

Holy hell.

[Mickey Hawaii @BoxofChox]

@RealJamesWoods The Constitution is such a shitty little rag, ain't that so, James?

Blind loyalty to the Orange Clown is everything!!!

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@AmericaFirsst