Bev. Elle (Lapuz)

These are observations from your unfriendly neighborhood Bat Ma’am.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Commander Zavala in the streets, Cayde-6 in the sheets.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

I’m nice, not a pushover, bitch.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Babes in Toyland
I needed yesterday.
I haven’t laughed like that in weeks

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Turmoil. Constant turmoil.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Waking up to a text from Angel asking if I listen to Phoebe Bridgers🥹

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

@OEF_kunar_MP @muheediva01 Came here to say this!

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

I can’t fucking stand mean women. The world is cruel enough, be fucking nice to each other, damn.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

•through sleet & storm•

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Save the Lloyd Center Ice Rink - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/IPMPCQG6YM via @Change

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

@jojofasho Ahh gotcha, yikes😳

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

@jojofasho Ew is he back on the island?

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Gen Z cashiers make me feel like I’m an over-friendly freak.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Why does your musubi have a fucking slice of pineapple on it ?!

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Driving home drunk or buzzed is for fucking losers. Dont be a fucking loser.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Keep burning them down.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Do I hate myself or do I really like wearing jeans at home?

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

I cannot get it up to wrap presents this year.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Maybe go take those cool pictures instead of AI generating those cheesy ones.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Nobody cares about your babyyyyyyyyy

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

I’ll haunt you in the next one.

[Bev. Elle (Lapuz) @Boxx_Land]

Mike: *hears first 4 notes of intro music from the other room

“Are you watching Escape From New York?”

Yes I am.