@roundenjoyer @RoundBlueFox Your metabolism slows down so it pulls out more fats (since its moving slower through your system). Youre losing less of that gain because you’re not burning as many calories
None of us believed her.
She typed six numbers.
The phone unlocked.
We all stared at her.
I asked,
“How did you know?”
She smiled.
“Dad said if I ever got scared and he wasn’t around…”
“…I should always remember my birthday.”
That was his password.
Not because he expected to die.
Because he wanted the one person he trusted most to always be able to reach the things that mattered.
I’ve never looked at a phone password the same way again.
Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xs, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Life aint fair, it seems like the things I want in a relationship, but it’s extremely hard to find anyone that fits all of them :/
My ideal relationship
- Polyamorous (Closed preferably)
- Willing to go on adventures + hikes
- Is into wg/bellies/inflation
- Wants kids
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- Enjoys taking care of me but is also a switch, so I can also take care of them too
- NOT entirely a homebody/introvert, willing to go clubbing
- Will support my hobbies (not $$)
- Will get me (a transman) pregnant someday
- Will try to understand OSDD
- Clear communication
Life aint fair, it seems like the things I want in a relationship, but it’s extremely hard to find anyone that fits all of them :/
My ideal relationship
- Polyamorous (Closed preferably)
- Willing to go on adventures + hikes
- Is into wg/bellies/inflation
- Wants kids
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Time for a special treat all my lovely cuties ;3 Let’s make this filling interactive, shall we?~
Each Like = 10ml chugged💧
Each Repost = 1 bulb pump 🎈
Not sure how long I’ll make this active for, we’ll see how much you REALLY want me full~
🚨GROVETUSK GIVEAWAY🚨
In celebration of his release, it's time for another giveaway!
You know what to do😈
FOLLOW us, LIKE and REPOST this post for your chance to win!
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Giveaway Ends: 09/12/2025 @ 6PM PST
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