Big Boy Restaurants

Come in and see us and try one of our Grand Slam breakfasts starting at just $5.99

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Here at Big Boys Restaurants, if we ever see @tyleroakley come in to our restaurants, we piss in his food.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Guys. Guys. This is Big Boy Restaurants. I feel like giving up. I feel like dying. Please, Little Debbie, I am crying out for help!!!

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@RealBedlam @steak_umm When I look at your Twitter, I puke my brains out thanking god I don't tweet in support of brands. Capitalism hasn't rotted my brain out that badly yet.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@sunnydelight You're too chicken shit to try it SunnyD. That's what this post means to me.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Big Boy Restaurants has not time for your bullshit on Twitter.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@steak_umm Steak-umms, Steak-umms, let me ask you a question: how terrified do you think the cows are before they are led to slaughter? Do they scream out knowing they're about to die to create your subpar food product?

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@Wendys IF YOU FUCKHEADS EVER CREATED A MEME ABOUT BIG BOYS RESTAURANTS, WE WOULD NEVER TWEET OR ACKNOWLEDGE SUCH BULLSHIT BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LAME. THAT IS THE BIG BOYS PROMISE.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Who wants to die of food poisoning from a bunch of shit ass hamburgers? Is that the question you are asking?

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Who wants a shot at getting Baconator free...

for life?

[Fiona Flores @FionaFl52961202]

@McDonalds @tyleroakley I worked at mc donalds a few months ago. Got a severe burn and no proper treatment. I also got underpaid over 105$ and my managers were coke dealers. Never again.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Is this a joke? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

Calling all McDonald’s restaurant employees! Tell us about the skills you’re learning on the job for a chance to spend the day w/ @tyleroakley, who got his start at a McD’s restaurant, and other industry pros. Details -> https://t.co/yeVpYlHetL #SkillsToGetYouThere

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

*gets angry when the Uber driver doesn't show up after 30 minutes because he got killed in an accident. Will your fatass cook some Hamburger Helper for once in your goddamned pathetic life? NO. Just send a DOMINOES DRIVER to risk his life so you can shove garbage in your face.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

*Opens weather app*
*Immediately closes and opens @UberEats to order #McDelivery*
#polarvortex

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@Wendys @DrWendyRocks Quit being creepy towards women on the internet. JESUS CHRIST.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@MrGee54 HE SAID CHAIN RESTAURANTS, NOT GARBAGE DUMPS!!!

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Be Our Guest unless you are some kind of queer, then it is "we don't take kindly to your kind around here." SHAME ON YOU FOR HOSTING THIS HOMOPHOBIC TRASH, MALL OF AMERICA!!!

[Mall of America @mallofamerica]

Now this is a fri-YAY! Be one of the first 100 guests at #SkatetheStar this afternoon + receive a @ChickfilA Be Our Guest card. 😋 https://t.co/nhnhO3qigZ

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@Wahlburgers @WahlburgersAE Spent all your money on drugs again?

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

@WahlburgersAE Probably a bunch of meth addicted losers.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Big Boy Restaurants supports Antifa in all the work they do fighting Nazis. Come in today and say you support Antifa too, and we will give you a free milkshake with every meal purchase.

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

Well you will never trend for the positive quality of your foods.

[Bob Evans Restaurants 🍳 @BobEvansFarms]

Did @Weezer cover our "Down on the Farm" jingle? Is that why they are trending? #bobevans #cover

[Big Boy Restaurants @BoyRestaurants]

"I handle strategic planning, negotiation, and execution of all brand partnerships, sponsorships, and promotions for Taco Bell." This is a nightmare fucking job and I would kill myself if I ever had to work for you.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

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