@RealBedlam @steak_umm When I look at your Twitter, I puke my brains out thanking god I don't tweet in support of brands. Capitalism hasn't rotted my brain out that badly yet.
@steak_umm Steak-umms, Steak-umms, let me ask you a question: how terrified do you think the cows are before they are led to slaughter? Do they scream out knowing they're about to die to create your subpar food product?
@Wendys IF YOU FUCKHEADS EVER CREATED A MEME ABOUT BIG BOYS RESTAURANTS, WE WOULD NEVER TWEET OR ACKNOWLEDGE SUCH BULLSHIT BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LAME. THAT IS THE BIG BOYS PROMISE.
@McDonalds@tyleroakley I worked at mc donalds a few months ago. Got a severe burn and no proper treatment. I also got underpaid over 105$ and my managers were coke dealers. Never again.
Calling all McDonald’s restaurant employees! Tell us about the skills you’re learning on the job for a chance to spend the day w/ @tyleroakley, who got his start at a McD’s restaurant, and other industry pros. Details -> https://t.co/yeVpYlHetL #SkillsToGetYouThere
*gets angry when the Uber driver doesn't show up after 30 minutes because he got killed in an accident. Will your fatass cook some Hamburger Helper for once in your goddamned pathetic life? NO. Just send a DOMINOES DRIVER to risk his life so you can shove garbage in your face.
Be Our Guest unless you are some kind of queer, then it is "we don't take kindly to your kind around here." SHAME ON YOU FOR HOSTING THIS HOMOPHOBIC TRASH, MALL OF AMERICA!!!
Now this is a fri-YAY! Be one of the first 100 guests at #SkatetheStar this afternoon + receive a @ChickfilA Be Our Guest card. 😋 https://t.co/nhnhO3qigZ
Big Boy Restaurants supports Antifa in all the work they do fighting Nazis. Come in today and say you support Antifa too, and we will give you a free milkshake with every meal purchase.
"I handle strategic planning, negotiation, and execution of all brand partnerships, sponsorships, and promotions for Taco Bell." This is a nightmare fucking job and I would kill myself if I ever had to work for you.