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Every time a Republican complains about their healthcare bills, a new me is born

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

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@ScottWalker

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@realDonaldTrump @MattBevin Oh man, you really are stupid lol

[The Witcher @witchernetflix]

This story has the makings of our greatest ballad yet.
The Witcher arrives 20 December.

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@SethChristmus Delete this tweet

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@SethChristmus I remember saying the same thing in 2011 😢

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@LauraWhitt32 @WhitePride56 @ShutUpAmanda Shhhhhhhh, I’m just trying to picture whitey staring wantonly into my eyes while I inform him I’m a quarter Jewish

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@LauraWhitt32 @WhitePride56 @ShutUpAmanda I got blocked by the precious white snowflake, I’ll just assume he said I have very cute eyes

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@SethChristmus lololololol

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@ShutUpAmanda @WhitePride56 Excuse me, are you trying to genocide his twitter

[Politicon @Politicon]

Since #ColdfeetCrowder missed his chance to debate @SamSeder at Politicon last year, should we host a rematch at #Politicon2019? 🤔

@SCrowder, you ready to step up?

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@trishapaytas @h3h3productions Big yikers from me dog

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@JoeySalads Dude, you piss into your mouth

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@EricEngels Yes Eric, the players skate around at 25 MPH with literal knives on their feat, aiming to hit each other as hard as possible, but let’s worry about slow clapping and bumping into a wall

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@TNew321 @Canes For sure on the initial shot, but Reimer followed the puck on a broken shot, and laid out to get his stick in there to make sure it didn't go in. Dude was insane tonight.

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@reannn_nicoleee Devils didn't work too hard tonight, homie

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@Canes I swear to god if you don’t keep Marty in Carolina his entire career, we riot