Cesus

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[Cesus @Boydead_J]

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// hey. we're back.
Like always, don't be a dick.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Alright then.

Let's see, how will I go with this...

Lumia was one of the most dedicated admirers of mine, and I suppose she found a way to get through to me.

She asked I to be her valentine, and I was quite stunned, because no one has stepped up to ask this before.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@heavensmoon_ Are you sure? The tall pipes might get in the way....

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

Finally got my arm augmented.

It took way too long to actually develop, but now it's done.

@heavensmoon_ I hope it won't interfere with your habit of latching onto my arm.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

// voice claim for cesus uhh
// im too busy writing stupid little documents so lets go with gabriel ultrakill for now
// unoriginal? you can live the rest of your life in a fire ant hill

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@ArmlessFish2376 I watched this one burn in front of me.

Fun fact, it was burning for at least a week. My only plausible theory was it literally had no oil left in it to ignite further.

Oh well. My peons used it as a campfire.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Indeed.

...I believe I've already told you how I met Lumia, no?

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME It must've been quite the hefty day for you both, setting it up and all.

I could never go around in my true form, for obvious reasons.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME How sweet. Guess they are like me to some sorts.

How did you two come around to marriage?

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Say...how is your Cesus like? Are they like me?

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

I've been listening through my old records I have.

I still remember them quite fondly, but for some, I do wonder what was wrong with me.

Skateboarding Update: Popped a sick fuckin' kickflip a few hours ago.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Well, let's walk back then.

[Cesus turns to start walking back from where they came.]

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME I mean, we can go and announce that Father is back.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME When you or any of your henchmen have an idea, do tell.

[They were looking at the trees near Ire's house. They were beautifully pink.]

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Hm...I would say we go pay a visit to my wife, but I'm afraid she might be quite busy....

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME I..don't really know.

Do you have any ideas?

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Perhaps we can come back later.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Though...I'm sure he can hold up his own, where ever he is.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME I don't have a definitive answer.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@Martyr_FromTBB Indeed.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

Talked to one of the other "Cesus'".

Very immature, I must say. They have quite the disdain towards that Chemist and X.

I see no issue in X. The other EXEC I met was a total fuckface, though.

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@Martyr_FromTBB @heavensmoon_ / to make something more effective, which in this case, means replacing cesus' arm

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@FATHER_IS_HOME It is unlikely. Ire would report to me if they were going somewhere for a while.