Ghost Boyfriend

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

Casper will not tell you this but he's on Prozac.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

Donald Trump is not a ghost! #notmypresident

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

I'm not gonna lie, today was a hard day. I'm definitely feeling very down in the sheets.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

I'm about to meet my girlfriend's father for the first time. How is my presence?

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

I'm looking for a lady who likes ghosts with boooo eyes.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

My gf thinks we should go sheet shopping. #movingtoofast

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

Second date advice: try not to let her walk A̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ through you.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

First date advice: try to have a presence.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

Umm my #1 weakness is probably that I'm translucent.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

You deserve better... I'm dead.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

I need a Whoopi Goldberg in my life!

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

Current Gas prices sure are like my girlfriend Cindy... They're alive.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

You look booootiful today, sweetheart.

[Ghost Boyfriend @BoyfriendGhost]

I CAN'T HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU, BABE! I'M SORRY!