BoyfriendTweets

How boyfriends everywhere really feel.

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I love when my gf borrows all my sweatshirts leaving me with none! #NOT

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"No girls will be there right?? If there are my gf will be pissed I didn't bring her" #canigooutwithoutherforonce #boyfriendtweets

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"Hello?????"

Gf text after you haven't responded in 10 minutes.

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Great. I got you a purse, and I got a picture frame of us. #fml

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Gf: let's skype
Bf: okay cool #ifuckinghateskype

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Just dropped $300 on her christmas gift ...cant wait to open $30 gift she gets me #cantwin

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I just want my profile pic to be the cool one of me and my friends #fml #bftweets

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Hey babe, how often do you masturbate??- gf..Uhh like rarely, I couldn't even tell you the last time- bf..#onceadaynomatterwhatiloveporn

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How come all my friends are boys? #bftweets #notallowedtotalktogirls

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Sometimes when I miss my #girlfriend I take a pillow, spray it with her perfume, and hug it really tight #everyday #whilecrying

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I can't wait for my girlfriend to come home! I have the Grey's Anatomy season three in the DVD player loaded and ready to go #couplesnightin

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Gf- "did you watch the VS fashion show last night?" Bf- "Nah..watched the duke game" #fuckbballofcourseiwatched #spankbankisfull

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"I'm going to wear heals tonight"
#greatcantwaittolistentoyoubitchallnightabouthowbadyourfeethurt
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Its been 5 minutes since last txt #fuckd #meandmyhandtonight

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Yea I agree.... let's just stay in tonight. #fml

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Id love to go see the new twilight movie!!! #idrathercutmyballsoff #boyfriendtweets