"Hehe, I wanna see em from the front and the side too..."
A small snicker along with both hands trying to poke and prod at his new chest.
"Why not wear a big coat? Or like uh.....do a video call, and have them roll you out on a TV? Like villains or whatever."
βYou can SEE these from behind!! I'm not showing up in front of the mob with massive tits, turn me back.β
Swatting said pokes away while his other arm hopelessly tries to cover up his chest.
"Just like, face away from them or whatever.
Or is it like an...online meeting?"
He's snickering while walking up to the feline. Giving the other a couple pokes, man he's getting better and better at this-
βWAGH-β
Jesus, he almost fell on his face from the weight. Did he get better at this? Aak could swear they're bigger than last time...
Poor shirt, may it rest in peace.
βDude. Dude I have a meeting in twenty minutes you can't pull this shit.β
He may not be the most seductive guy around, but #SeductiveSunday is still a great excuse to make some memories with the feline.
βYeah yeah, you can keep it. Weirdo...
My number's on the back.β
βDuh, why do you think you wake up so refreshed?β
He gets a little headbutt for that. Can't make it too violent with that horn in the way though.
βAll that money'd come back for rent anyways.β
It's about time he got one of these started.
Who knows, a high enough score might just land you a one-on-one "appointment" with the good doctor.
πΌοΈ+ β‘ + β»
βYeaaaaah, yeah you are.β
He's just sitting there, getting grabbed like it's the most normal thing.
βYou're soooo lucky to have such a generous and cool cat letting you crash at his place.β