Cheeky Monkey 3.5%🌹🌈🇪🇺✊😷

Europhile. Autism dad. ADHD. Socialist without a home. Foodie. Grow my own. Past my prime. FND warrior. Fled Iraq in the 70s.

[Cheeky Monkey 3.5%🌹🌈🇪🇺✊😷 @Boyturtle]

@Otto_English Look out for Billericay Dickie. Apparently he's doing very well.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Would you have rather had the Coronation or 2,500 more Doctors?

Like and Retweet if you would have preferred healthcare to bollocks.

[Cheeky Monkey 3.5%🌹🌈🇪🇺✊😷 @Boyturtle]

@GeorgeMonbiot This would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Look how EASY it would be for Rishi Sunak to help people with the cost of living crisis.

He is DELIBERATELY leaving millions of people in poverty!

[Cheeky Monkey 3.5%🌹🌈🇪🇺✊😷 @Boyturtle]

@MarinaPurkiss All you metropolitan liberal elite drinking wine, gin, vodka and canned beer; it's no wonder that you don't see the benefit of Tory policies!

[Marcus J Ball (Private Prosecutor and Producer) @MarcusJBall]

Our new documentary film about lying in politics isn't even finished yet but they're already attacking it on the front page of the Mail on Sunday.

Well done @BorisJohnson this was the most effective way of letting me know that you're terrified.

Want to help me uncover the worst thing Johnson has ever done? Join the film's crowdfund: https://t.co/N9FLb3l6O5

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

Nadine Dorries and her daughters are getting paid for doing no work. Johnson is claiming lawyer fees and withholding crucial evidence. Charlotte Owen gets £330 per day for WHAT? Sunak travels on private jets paid for by taxpayer. Yet somehow people on UC are the scroungers.

[Cheeky Monkey 3.5%🌹🌈🇪🇺✊😷 @Boyturtle]

@shirleyanng @Tricky_1 And sadly, failing to give a shit ☹️

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Memo to the BBC. Stop playing the game your enemies want you to. Relegate the Huw E story so low down the bulletins it disappears. Lead them on the story of a former PM who said he would hand over all his texts to an inquiry failing to do so in defiance of a court order 1/2

[Cheeky Monkey 3.5%🌹🌈🇪🇺✊😷 @Boyturtle]

@Mack_Tonight77 @binarysurfer @Sargon_of_Akkad @LozzaFox I think you meant "Modern day profit". There, I've fixed it for you

[Raven @RuthieR]

Pin your ears back @LeeAndersonMP_ I have a few home truths for you.
My Mum was diagnosed 2 weeks ago with AML. She is currently receiving community palliative care at home. She has days to live.
We get a care team coming in 4 times a day to make her end of life comfortable /1

[Cheeky Monkey 3.5%🌹🌈🇪🇺✊😷 @Boyturtle]

@elonmusk Did your mum tell you to do this?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

After Brendan Clarke Smith tried to shame me for thanking the Samaritans for their support at Glastonbury I want to say:

1. Mental health difficulties are nothing to be ashamed of. Talk.

2. The Samaritans are wonderful.

3. Get registered so you can vote those Tory scumbags out

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

South East Water blames water shortages on people working from home and drinking more water.

Err ... No. it is because of unplugged leaks, pollution (sewage in rivers), no new reservoirs; £161m operating profit for last 2 yrs.

Privatisation is a scam.
https://t.co/kjcemvFSAG

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

7 years on from the #Brexit vote – how's it going? #NHS no better funded, wages no higher, food no cheaper, politicians no more accountable. The charlatans sold us all a lie. If we want the "prosperous & safer future" we were promised, we need some honesty about #Brexit.

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

The anti-strike, anti-union, anti-worker, anti-democracy Bill is back in the House of Commons today. I’m voting against this increasingly authoritarian Government’s plans which amount to sacking workers for striking. The right to strike *must* be protected. @the_TUC

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Dear @UKLabour

And @LabourLordsUK

And you @Keir_Starmer

This is a complete failure of opposition

And a complete disregard for all the people who are desperate for you to start behaving like the party of Govt we want you to be.

[Peter Kay (🦋@theonlypeterkay.bsky.social) @theonlypeterkay]

Max Hastings assesses a man who wrecked the UK: As editor of the Telegraph he sacked Johnson for lying. Here he recognises his own role in facilitating the early career of a mildly amusing writer but,
reasonably, accepts no responsibility for the sociopath’s subsequent career.