Boz Cannon

Novice Influencer / Rodeo Clown

[Boz Cannon @BozCannon]

Good thing that pantry door don’t start ringing like the fridge does when it’s open too long. Getting called out twice!!!??

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Hazardous Waste IS my business!

[Boz Cannon @BozCannon]

If Matilda Wormwood can make it, so can you.

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When can drones start taking our kids to school?

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I don’t actually remember shit from 9 years ago.

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@redbull is legit wild. Let’s have this guy jump out of a plane and land on a surfboard going down a mountain.

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(Closes stand ring) health is my passion.

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You ain’t gotta go to work work work work work work

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Juan Pablo’s taco truck is PACKED!

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When can we put Aunt Jemima back on the syrup bottle? Figured, with all the cry babies done cryin’ we can get back to livin’

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The sprite @tacobueno in BA is flat but the party burrito made up for it.

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@WaffleHouse I. LOVE. YOU.

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I don’t get it.. was sword fighting intended for elegance and show or to kill somebody? Very misleading at 35.

[Boz Cannon @BozCannon]

If your local bowling alley vent doesn’t hold a chance of asbestos and/or black mold, I’m not with it.

[Boz Cannon @BozCannon]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

THERE/THEYRE/THEIR IS LEVELS TO THIS. #7minuteabs

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Deer followers, It pains me to say this but.. I’m actually not a very good influencer and have really bad grammar. After countless attempts to “Be SoMeBoDy” I’m going to focus on my real passion, bringing back Aunt Jemima to the beloved syrup bottles.

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The rivalry between world-class freight juggernauts @UPS and @FedEx is truly unmatched. One we should cherish.
Who was there before Gen Z Hipsters in blue vans,,, that’s right.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t need another Stanley/Yeti.

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Middle-aged white dudes at all inclusive resorts be like.. play despacito !!

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We are not the same!!