universe

snakes and quicksand

[universe @BozzoKatie]

@_helloyellow I didn’t even see the tags until this tweet so I looked and omg you tagged me a lot I hope you won something at least 🤣 now I leave twitter again farewell

[almond @thotclout]

for my depression meal this morning i picked all the penis shaped cheetos from a bag and drank a kombucha

[universe @BozzoKatie]

@_helloyellow What if I dared you

[josh! @queersocialism]

the “if college becomes free, a degree will lose its value” rhetoric is just further proof that you lot just want to be a part of an all-exclusive, inaccessible club—even if it comes at the expense of other people—just to fulfill your classist, proximity-to-whiteness wet dream

[universe @BozzoKatie]

@BitLifeApp kitktjrjrrjrjrjj

[lil saddie @lilsaddiefitz]

i just wanted to show my pals the cows next door when...

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags.

so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town.

And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI.

The only flags allowed to fly are pride.

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

me taking my break at work knowing it’s busy and my colleagues are struggling

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The pendulum motion https://t.co/NLr6uPrlFc

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

self care is officially over we're doing drugs again

[Montana Wildhack @magdawgg]

@GovParsonMO Yeah people have to work multiple jobs because wages aren’t rising and we can’t afford to live

[The Tweeter Formerly Known As Glamorfonic✌🏽 @Esthetique2012]

I would tune in FAITHFULLY.

I want all the cultures. I wanna see Chinese moms shading each other’s noodles. Mexican moms talking cash shit about Mole sauce. South Asian moms going in about Daal Roti. Inject it into my veins.

[𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢 @boogietweets]

Me: *skips school and watches Maury*

The Commercial Break: https://t.co/GUKTkR7BD3

[buzz🌸 @AudreyBusby]

I’m so glad I decided to swipe through tinder while I was in Redding, I had completely forgotten what dead animals look like