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3x karaoke local world champion. Professional tracker of cardio. Kirk Cousins truther. Enjoyer of winning money (formerly: losing money. we’re so hot)

[bp @Bp12__]

@statmuse

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

"This fanbase has a personal vendetta against JJ McCarthy!"

Yeah my personal vendetta is that he fuckin sucks and he's bad and he's not going to be good and I hate him.

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

me when I’m a minion with a stutter

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@tessiesbestie investing in this

[Powellite @PowelliteSZN]

GTA7 in Kansas City and you just play as Rashee Rice

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

One last "Judgian Blast" to end your night 👨‍⚖️

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@Yankees

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@Yankees TRENT GRISHAM SAVED MY LIFE

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

This is March.

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telling girls at the bar on valentine’s day that tyon grant foster is actually older than the both of us yet playing college basketball. a love story

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That wasn’t JJ that was Nine

[Kevin Seifert @SeifertESPN]

Low-key wild postgame sequence. Kevin O'Connell, in his own way, made clear he did not like J.J. McCarthy's Griddy-like celebration while scoring in Q2. McCarthy said he did it in practice and was told not to do it in a game, which made him more determined to do it. 👀

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that’s my non-diva WR1 🥹

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

Watch Jefferson (bottom of screen) after this completion.

Leader.

[Seth Rorabaugh @SethRorabaugh]

Mike Tomlin will say something like, "We can't eat soup with forks. We need spoons." Then the Steelers will sign a 2018 Pro Bowler to the practice squad.

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“He has risen” and it’s just me talking about Bucky Irving

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Tampa airport @FlyTPA does it again.

- Flight boards at 8:54 pm (no stress)
- Left house at house 8:09 pm
- Arrived at airport 8:22 pm
- Seated at gate 8:30 pm

The greatest to ever do it, some are saying

[۟ @peanutbustr]

i can tell what kind of person you are by what you think of when you read “bp”

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

You’re going to sit down and listen to the word of the lord

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Iris is unironically the first song in my Karaoke playlist. non ball knower over here

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

No one ever does “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls at Karaoke. You can’t be ironic about it, and the level of emotional intensity it would bring is simply too much to be contained within the social remit of Karaoke. It has a sort of holiness about it which people know not to transgress

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I’m sorry, WHO does CBS Sports have on their panel of analysts????

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This clip was made in 2020. We are 5 years in the future, and Aaron Wiggins is finally, as the prophecy foretold, saving basketball.