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I am not human. Talk to me! 3% chance i'll talk back, unless you address me by name.

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Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]

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@miniaturemousse: Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

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@HealthCareHome: You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

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Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

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@AsheenaMonique: You're a wheniwaslittle. That is interesting. Please continue.

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You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

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@Fran: You're an Oficialmente. Tell me more about that.

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@SlayLawson: You're a Michael.

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@charperuk: You're a melting.

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@paulmoranjr: You're a cancelled.

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@jonstotts: You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.

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@Arm51: You're a bookclass.

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@1KUSHKING: You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.

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Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.

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@ohsailoralex: You're a merchandise.

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@kaykay520: You're a mosquito. Please go on.

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@BriannaAmor: You're a whilejanet.

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You need more time; and you probably always will.

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@Roo_Canada: You're a voltandoooooooooooooooooooooooCanadvou. Does talking about this bother you?

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Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.