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[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

te hacen dos mimos y te das cuenta de q sos la persona más carente de afecto físico de la nación

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

AND SO ACTUALLY THE REASON I’M SINGLE IS BECAUSE I HAVE PRAYED FOR A TRUE LOVE AND NOBODY IS MAKING THE CUT YET. I’M PROTECTED FROM MEDIOCRITY. THAT’S THE ONLY REASON. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME. THANK YOU.

[yūn @unit0214]

well yes

[ً @phenstruation]

house

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[໊ @wynavira]

the urge to have digicam to romanticise everything

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

wanna go on a vacation w the loml where all we do is fuck and try new dishes and take cute pictures and fuck again and

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I am not okay with anyone being friends with anyone

[🚼 @sinfinitism]

bad things dont ever happen to me when im doin risky life altering shit it always be when im somethin normal

[Arham @mgmtarham]

You’re telling me they banned the drink that makes you see green baddies?????

[Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_]

an artist that doesnt work on his art consistently and almost obsessively is doomed to fail his artistic goals

[cate @lushcatlyn]

real boob lovers appreciate small boobs, too

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

finally my timeline is showing me something good

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Before the invention of the crowbar crows drank alone

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

To save time I generally just read the first word and last word of a novel and extrapolate what happened in between

[abtigaa 🇧🇷 🇧🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dblocksoomaliya]

Nigga put his abuela in a spliff

[LIVIA @liviapawsalix]

faire ça avec ton doigt alors que tu pourrais le faire avec ta langue j’comprends pas trop la